Best funny sms messages for funny Guy

Man: Sir, My Wife Is Missing..
Postman: Ye Post Office Hai,
Police Station Nahi..
Man: Oh Sorry,
Sala Khusi Ke Mare Kaha Jaau
Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha…!

 

 

Teacher: Who Is Terrorist.?
Santa: Terrorist Is A
Tourist, Who Comes From
Other Country To Celebrate
Diwali In Our Country..!

 

 

Washing Powder Nirma:
Now The Entire Team Of Nirma
Is In The Parliament..
Hema, Rekha, Jaya Aur
Sushma, Sab Ki Pasand Nirma!

 

 

If Wife Kisses Everytime U Come
Back Home, Remember Its Not
Affection.. Its Inspection Of
Daaru, Perfume Or Lipstick,
Be Careful.. Janhit Me Jaari.

 

 

Where Do U See MANGOES..?
Mango Tree .. No
Fruit Shop .. No
Maaza .. No
Then…?
Answer:
Jaha Jaha Beautiful Woman
Goes..
Peeche Peeche MAN GOES…!

 

Best funny sms messages for funny Guy

 

Mouse Ki Gang Talwar Lekar Bhaag
Rahi Thi..
Lion Ne Pucha: Kya Hua, Kyu Tum
Log Itne Gusse Me Bhaag Rahe Ho.?
Mouse: Elephant Ki Beti Ko Kisi
Ne Propose Kiya Hai, Naam Hamara
Aa Raha Hai, Laashe Bicha Denge.

 

 

Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri,
Krishna Bharat Ki Nadiyon Ke
Naam Hain,
To Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam
Bataao.?
Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana,
Rizwana Sultana Aur Shabana!

Best funny sms messages for funny Guy

 

Teacher: If A Tiger Attacks
Your Mother In Law And Ur
Wife At The Same Time, Whom
Would U Save..?
Santa: Ofcourse The
Tiger, Very Few Are Left!

 

Jahan Dosti Vahn Pyar, Jahan
Pyar Vahin Ishq, Jahan Ishq
Vahan Judai, Jahan Judai
Vahin Dard, Jahan Dard Vahin
Jandu Balm, Jandu Balm
Lagao Aur Chup Kar Ke So Jao.

 

Best funny sms messages for funny Guy

Neend Aati Hai To Khaab Aata
Hai, Khaab Mein Ek Ladki Aati
Hai, Ladki Ke Piche Uska Baap
Aata Hai, Phir Na Neend
Aati Hai Na Khaab Aata Hai.

 

 

Husband And Wife Dono Market Gaye
To Ek Ladki Ne Hello Kiya..
Wife: Kaun Thi Wo.?
Husband: Tum Plz Dimag Kharab
Mat Karo, Abhi Usko
Bhi Batana Hai Ki Tum Kaun Ho..

 

Best funny sms messages for funny Guy

Superb Attitude For Life: Cheers
All The Boys For This.. Living
With Wife Is A Part Of Life,
But Living With The Same
Wife For Years, Is Art Of Life!

 

 

A Letter From A Teacher To A Parent
Dear Parent, Kumar Doesnt Smell
Nice In Class, Plz Try To Bath
Him.. Parents Answer: Dear
Teacher, Kumar Is Not A
Rose, Dont Smell Him Teach Him..!

 

 

Munna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu Har
Note Me Haste Hi Kyu Rehte Hei ??
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai, Royenge
To Note Geeela Ho Jayenga Na.

 

Best funny sms messages for funny Guy

Santa Was Driving Car Very Fast,
Traffic Police Caught Him..
Santa: Sir, I Am Learning Driving..
Police: Without Teacher.?
Santa: Ya, Its Correspondence Course!

 

 

Dog And Mosquito Were In Love,
Mosquito Kissed The Dog..
Dog Become Emotional Gave A
Love Bite To Mosquito..
Mosquito Died Of Rabies, Dog
Died Of Dengue..
Moral: Intercaste Love Is Dangerous.

 

 

Railway Tc: Baba Kaha Jaoge.?
Sadhu: Jaha Ram Ka Janam Hua
Tha.. Railway Tc: Ticket Hai.?
Sadhu: Nahi Hai..
Railway Tc: To Chalo..
Sadhu: Kaha.?
Railway Tc: Jaha Krishna Ka
Janam Hua Tha…!

 

Best funny sms messages for funny Guy

Two Cockroach ICU Me Ek Dusre
Ke Bagal Me Admit Thay..
1st: Kisne Maara, Hit Ya Slipper.?
2nd: Arre Kisi Ne Nahi Yaar,
Ye Ladkiyan Mujhe Dekh Ke Itna
Chillati Hai Ki.. Attack Aa Gaya!

 

 

Son: Papa Kal School Me Small
Get Together Hai Chaloge.?
Father: Small Get Together Kya
Hota Hai.?
Son: Only U, Me And Principle!

 

Best funny sms messages for funny Guy

Husband: Agar Operation Ke Dauran
Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye, To Usi
Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisa Kyun Keh Rahe Ho?
Husband: To Kya Doctor Ko Maaf Kar Du.

 

Best funny sms messages for funny Guy

Kehte Hain Upparwale Ne Is
Jahan Me, Har Kisi Ke Liye
Kisi Na Kisi Ko Banaya Hai,
Kahi Mere Wale Ne Suicide To
Nahi Kar Liya Mil Hi Nahi Raha!!

 

 

Santa Hotel Me Murga Khane Gaya,
Lekin Murge Ka English Word Bhool
Gaya..
Waiter: What Do U Like To Have Sir.?
Sardar: 1 Plate Egg’s Father..!

 

 

Husband And Wife Are Sleeping,
Wife Dreaming And She Suddenly
Shouts..
Quick, My Husband Is Back..
Husband Gets Up In Lightening
Speed & Jumps Out Of The Window!

 

 

Arranged Marriage Is Like..
U Are Walking And Unfortunately
A Snake Bites U..
And Love Marriage Is..
Dancing In Front Of A Cobra
And Saying..
Come Bite .. Come Bite Me…!

Best funny sms messages for funny Guy

 

Two Friends Were Walking But
Suddenly They Stopped..
1st: Oh My God, My Girlfrnd And
My Wife Are Coming Together..
2nd: Damn Mine Too….!

 

Best funny sms messages for funny Guy

Wife: Jaanu..
Monday .. Shopping
Tuesday .. Hotel
Wednesday .. Outing
Thursday .. Dinner
Friday .. Movie
Saturday .. Picnic
Kitna Maaza Aayega..
Husband: Yes, Sunday Mandir..
Wife: Kyu..?
Husband: “Bheek Maangne”

 

 

Husband: Hume To Apno Ne Loota
Gairo Me Kaha Dam Tha Hamari Kashti
Doobi Waha Jaha Paani Kam Tha..
Wife: Tum To Thay Hi Gadhe Tumhari
Akal Me Kaha Dam Tha Waha Kashti
Lekar Kyu Gaye Jaha Paani Kam Tha..

 

 

Ek Jungle Me Sab Jaanwar Gaa
Rahe Thay..
Paan Parag Paan Masala
Paan Parag..
Par Giraffe Nahi Gaa Raha Tha..
Qki..
Unche Log Unchi Pasand
Manikchand..

 

Best funny sms messages for funny Guy

Hum Roz Msg Kyu Bhejte Hain.?
For Maasti .. No
For Timepass .. No..
Hum Msg Bhejte Hain,
Taaki Aapki Reading Capacity
Strong Ho.. Padhega India
Tabhi To Badhega India..

 

 

Pati: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai..
Patni: Jaao Jakar Bartan Saaf Kar Do..
Pati: Neend Me Bol Raha Hu Pagli..!

 

Best funny sms messages for funny Guy

Bekaar Hai Wo Log Jo Apne
Lover Ko Miss Krte Hai, Are
Miss Karna Hai To Macharo
Ko Karo, Jo Apne Jaan Par
Khel Kar Tmhe Kiss Krte Hai.

 

 

Dil Ke Operation Ko BYEPASS Kyu
Kehte Hai.? Socho Socho..?
Socho.? Qki..
Agar Operation Thik Ho Gaya
To PASS.. Warne BYE BYE..!

 

 

Boss To His Frnd: Kya Zamana
Aaya Hai, My Secretary
Resigned Yesterday..
Frnd: But Why..?
Boss: She
Caught Me Kissing My Wife..!

 

 

Bhagwan Aur Doctor Ko Kabi
Naraz Mat Karna.. Qki..
Bhagwan Naraz To Aap Doctor
Ke Paas, Aur Doctor Naraz
To Aap Sidhe Bhagwan Ke
Paas.. Sab Setting Hai ..!

 

Best funny sms messages for funny Guy

Puri Botal Na Sahi Ek Jaam
To Ho Jaye, Mulaqat Na Sahi
Dua Salam To Ho Jaye, Jin
K Sms K Intzaar Me Ho Gaye
Hum Beemar, Un Ko Bukhaar
Na Sahi Zukaam To Ho Jaye.

 

 

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