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2 Frnds Sitting In A Boring
Lecture.. 1st Frnd: It’s So
Boring Even My Bums Hav
Fallen Asleep. 2nd Frnd: Ya
I Heard Them Snoring Twice..!

 

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Sapne Ke Tarha Aapko Saja
Ke Rkhu, Chandni Raat Ke
Nazaro Se Aap Ko Chup Ke
Rkhu, Mera Naseeb Mere Sath
Nhi Warna, Mujhe SmS Na Karne
Walo Ko Main Apne
Samne Murnga Bana Ke Rkhu..!

 

 

Customer: Teri Dukan To Mithai
Ki Hai Tera Dil Khane Ko
Nahi Karta?
Santa: bahut Karta Hai Uncle.
Par Papa Rasgulle Gin K Jate
Hain, Isliye Sirf
Choos K Rakh Deta Hoon..

 

 

Caller: Hello Pizza Hunt ??
Pizza Hunt: Yes Sir
Caller: 1 Large Pizza, 2 Small
Pizza Aur Ek Coke Bhejo
Pizza Hunt: Kiske Naam Pe Bheju Sir?
Caller: Allah Ke Naam Pe Dede Baba…

 

 

Macher Makki Ki Ho Gaye Shadi
Pahie He Din Ho Gaye Macher
Ke Barbad Macher Bola Mere
Kismat Hi Kohti H Makki
Good Night Laga Kar Soti Hai.

 

 

Oye Mil Gya, Mil Gya,
Il Gya, Haa Haa Mil Gya,
Balle Balle Mil Gya,
Dhinchk Dhinchk Mil Gya,
Apna Kaam Chod K Mera SMS
Pdhnewala Bewakuf Mil Gya.

 

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Dear Subscriber, Ur Due
Date To Take Bath For This
Month Is Today, Plz Take
Bath By Due Date To Avoid
Khujli And Dandruf..! Thanks

 

 

Sipahi: Sir Kal Jail Mai Ramlila
Hui Thi. Jailer: To Ismai Ghabrane
Ki Kya Baat Hai? Sipahi: Baat Ye
Hai Ki SANJEEVNI BUTI Lene Gaye
Hanuman Ji Abhi Tak Wapas Nhi Aye Hai.

 

 

Pita: Beti Tu Mujhe Bata de
K Tere Pet Me Jo Baccha He
Wo Kiska He?
Beti: Agar Aapko 25 Kele Khilakar
Puche K Aapko Sardi Kis Kele Se
Hui To Kya Aap Bata Payenge..

 

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Phone Baja
Husband: Agar Phone
Mere Liye Ho To Kehna
Main Ghar Pe Nahi Hu.
.
.
.
Wife: Woh Ghar Pe Hain..
.
Husband: Mene Mana
Kiya Tha Na, Mana Kar
Dena..
.
Wife: Phone Aapka Nahi
Mera Tha…:p
Samajh Me Aa Gya Ho To
Like Karo.

 

 

Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas
Kyo Hai..
Malkin: Tumhare Sahab Apne
Office Ki Kisi Ladki Se Pyar
Karte Hain..
Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe
Dhokha Nahi De Sakte.

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Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha.
Clerk: Kya Hua ???
Officer: Sunny Leon Ki File Hai.
Clerk: Toh ???
Officer: Kapde Phenti Nahi Hai,
Aur Laundry Bill 11 Lacs Bataya Hai.!

 

 

I Hate It Wen Any1 Hurts
My Friends.. Bcoz, Wen They
R Hurt, They Bcum Sad &
Wen They Bcum Sad.. Phr To
Bas Over-acting Dekh Lo Unki!

 

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Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki
Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi
Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,
Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai
Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai

 

 

Lady Techar: Chalo Beta,
Iss Line Ko Do Lafzo Me
Bolo, Main Aapse Pyar Karta Hoon
Studet: Soory, Mam,
.
Teri Mere, Mere Tere Prem
Khani Hai Mushkil, Do Lafzo
Me Ye Bayaa Na Ho Paaye..!

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Aapki Girlfriend Jab Bhi,
Aapko Koi Romantic SMS Kare,
To Ye Mat Sochiye Ki,
Kitna Romantic Hai,
Balke Ye Sochiye Ke,
Uske Paas Ye SMS Aaya Kha Se,
“JAAGO AASHIQ JAAGO”

 

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Bestfrnd Wo Hai Jo School
Me Apne Pen, High School
Me Apne Note, Collage Me
Bike, Aur Life Me Apne Wife
De De, Main Jaanta Hu Tu
He Mera Best Frnd Hai…!

 

 

Patni Mobile, Pati Simcard,
Dono Mile To Hua Recharge,
Beta Hua To Incoming,
Beti Hui To Outgoing,
Twins Hue To Bonus Talktime,
Kuch Na Hua To Network Problam!

 

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Shaadi Karna Tha Par Kismat
Khuli Nhi, TAJMAHAL Bnana
Tha Par MUMTAZ Mile Nhi,
Ab Kismat Khuli, Shaadi Hue,
Ab TAJ Bnana Chahte Hai
Par Ye MUMTAZ Marte Nahi!!

 

 

Court Me Pati Talak Ke Liye
Gya.. Pati Judge Se Bola:
Sir I M Not Happy With My
Wife… To Patni Bole:
Kamine Saara Mohalla Khus Hai
Bas Tere He Nakhre Hai..!!

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Ek Family Shole Film Dekh
Kar Apne Ghar Aaye… Tabhi
Pati Ne Patni Se Romantic
Aandaz Me Kha Naach Basanti
Naach.. Tabhi Unka Choota
Baccha Bola Mummy Is
Kutte Ke Samne Mat Nachna..!

 

 

1 Ladke Ne, 1 Haseen Ko Dekh
Ke Arz Kiya, Teri Smile Me
Kya Chamak Hai, Ladki Muskura
Ke Bole.. Bhaiya… Mere
TOOTHPASTE Me Namak Hai.!

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Thokar Kha Kar Gun Guna
Hi Zindagi Hai, Gum Pee
Kar Muskurana Hi Zindagi
Hai, 1 Ladki Agr Dhoka De
De To Sab Kuch Bhool Kar,
Dusri Ko Patana Hi Zindagi Hai.

 

 

Apne Khoon Se Likh Diya
Har Dewaar Pe Uska Naam,
Phir Har Wo Dewaar Thod
Diya, Jispe Likha Tha
Uska Naam Kyuki, Splleling
Mistake Thi Yaar..!

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Wife: U Had Lunch ?
Husband: (In A Fun Mood) U Had Lunch ?
Wife: I’m Asking U.
Husband: I’m Asking U.
Wife: R U Copying Me ?
Husband: R U Copying Me ?
Wife: Lets Go Shopping.
Husband: I Had Lunch.

 

 

Papa: Arre Aaj Tumhari Mummy
Itni Chup Chap Kyun Baithi Hui
Hai Son: Kuch Nahin Papa, Mummy
Ne Lipstick Maangi Aur Maine
Galati Se Fevistick De Di.
Papa: (With Tears In Eyes) Kamaal
Kar Diya Yaar, God Bless You!

 

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Santa While Taking A Head
Bath Was Applying Shampoo
Even On His Shoulders.
Jeeto: Why Are You Applying
Shampoo On Shoulders?
Santa: This Shampoo Is Special.
It Is Clearly Written On It
“Head And Shoulders”!

 

 

Somewhere Someone Is Surely
Made For U, And God Has
Decided A Perfect Time To
Make U Meet That Person.. Till
Then, Enjoy Ur Own Settings..!

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Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1
Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek
Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko
Pila K Bola: Mitha Hai Kya?
Dukandar Bola: Nahi, Kyu Kya H Ye?
Santa: Docter Ne Bola Chemist
Ki Shop Se Urine Me Sugar Check
Karwa K Aao…!
Wo Check Krane Aya Tha. 😛

 

 

Husband: Apne Chehre Se
Julfe Hatalo..
Wife: Sajna Aap Bhi Na..
Husband: Agli Baar Khane Me
Baal Aya To Maa Kasam Tuje
Sajni Se Gajni Bana Dunga..

 

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Wo Pyar To Karte Hain Par
Qabool Nahi Karte, Wo Yaad
To Karte Hain Par Zaahir
Nahi Karte.. Is Kadar
Kanjoos Hai Mere Mehboob,
Wo Missed Call To Karte
Hain Par Call Nahi Karte!

 

 

Govt Ka Naya Rule..
Jiske 5 Bacche Ho Use Ghar
Milega. Papu Ke 3 The. Usne
Wife Se Kaha Pados Ke 2 Mere
Hai Unko Leke Aata Hoon..!!
(Laane Ke Baad)
Pappu: Apne 3 Kaha Gye?
Wife: Jinke The Woh Le Gye..!!

 

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Girl: Bhaiya Mujhe Mobile
Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai..
Mobile Shop Wala: Memory
Card Hai Kya ??
Girl: Memory Card To Nahi
Hai, Rasan Card Ya
Aadhar Card Chalega Kya???

 

 

Pappu Ka Interview:
Batao Wo Kaun Si Aurat Hain
Jisko 100% Pata Hota Hain
Ki Uska Husband Kaha Hain ?
Pappu Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag
Lagaya Or Bola Vidhwa Aurat.

 

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Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit,
Agar Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt
Hoti Hai, To Nani Ke Charno
Me Kya Hoti Hai.
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai
Nani Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.

 

 

Aaj Kal Ek Sharif Aadmi
Ko Kya Chahiye.. Ek Biwi
Jo Pyar Kare.. Ek Biwi Jo
Accha Khana Banaye..
Ek Biwi Jo Uske Sewa Kare..
Aur Teeno Biwiya Mil Julkar
Rhe.. Aur Kya Fir Life
Ek Dum.. Bindaas..

 

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