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Kanjoos: Doctor Daant Niklavana
Hai, Kitne Paise Loge..?
Doctor: Rs 200
Kanjoos: Ye Lo Rs 50, Daant Dhilaa
Kar Do, Nikaal Mai Khud Lunga..!

 

 

Aiswariya’s Daughter Araddhya
Going To Play School..
Teacher: Who Is Ur Grandfather.?
Araddhya: Big B
Teacher: Who Is Ur Mother.?
Araddhya: Miss World
Teacher: Who Is Ur Father.?
Araddhya: No Idea Sir Ji..!

 

 

God: I Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother..
Evil: I Too Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother-In-Law..!

 

 

If U Feel Stressed, Give
Urself A Break, Enjoy Some..
Ice Cream Chocolates Candy
Cake.. Why..? Bcoz
STRESSED Ka Ulta Spelling,
DESSERTS Hota Hai..!

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Plz Forward This Msg To All U
Care, Dont Drink Water
Without Boiling.. Because
Fishes Swim Without Wearing
Huggies, Now Plz Dont
Say Thanks.. I Care For U..!

 

 

Husband: Do U Know The Meaning
Of Wife..?
It Means Without Information
Fighting Everytime..
Wife: No Darling,
It Means With Idiot For Ever..!

 

 

Doctor: Ur Husband Needs Rest
And Peace,
Here Are Some Sleeping Pills..
Wife: When Must I Give Them
To Him..?
Doctor: They Are For U..!

 

 

Wife: I Had To Marry U To
Find Out How Stupid U Are..
Husband: U Should Have Known It
The Minute I Asked U To Marry Me!

 

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Gadha: Mera Maalik Bahut Marta Hai..
Kutta: To Tu Bhaag Kyu Nahi Jaata..?
Gadha: Uski Khubsurat Ladki Hai,
Jab Padhai Nahi Karti To Kehta Hai,
Teri Shaadi Ghade Se Kara Dunga..
Bas Isi Umeed Pe Tika Hu..!

 

 

Father: U Should Marry This
Girl, She Is Kalavati,
Gunwanti And Roopmati..
Son: I’ll Have To Marry My
Girlfrnd, Bcoz She’s Garbhavati!

 

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Santa: I Lost Rs 1000 In A Bet..
Banta: How..?
Santa: On Cricket Match I Bet
Rs 500 And Lost..
Banta: Where Did The Rest Go.?
Santa: I Bet On The Highlight Too!

 

 

Jeeto: What Do U Think About
Our Love..?
Santa: Try To Count The Stars
In The Sky..
Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite..
Santa: No Baby,
Its A Waste Of Time..!

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Manager: What Is Your
Qualification..?
Santa: Sir I Am PHSD..
Manager: What Do U Mean By
PHSD..?
Santa: Passed Hight School
With Difficulty..!

 

 

90% Girls In Facebook Say
They Are In Relationship..
90% Boys In Facebook Say
They Are Single..
Then Who Are Liars..?..?
Boys Or Girls..???

 

 

A Husband Gave The Key Of
His New Car To Wife,
With A Warning..
Darling,
If U Met With Accident,
Newspapers Will Print Ur Age!

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Girl To God After Results..
Hazaro Ki Kismat There Haath
Me Thi, Agar Pass Kar Deta
To Kya Baat Thi.. God Replied..
Kitaabe To Sari Tere Paas Thi,
Agar Boyfrnd Thoda Kam Bana
Leti To Kya Baat Thi..!

 

 

Positive Thinking Poem..
Little Bird In The Sky,
Dropping Potty In Ur Eye,
U Dont Worry U Dont Cry,
U Just Thank God That
Elephants Cant Fly..!

 

 

Kiss Is A Key Of Love, Love
Is A Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is A Box Of
Children, Children Is A
Future Of India, So Start
Kissing And Devlop India..!

 

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Angry Husband Sms To Father
In Law.. Ur Product Not
Matching My Requirements..
Father In Law: Warranty Expired,
Manufacture Not Responsible..!

 

 

Today I Was In An Auto,
When The Auto Driver Said..
I Love This Job, I Am My Own
Boss..
Nobody Tells Me What To Do..
Then I Replied,
Gadhe, Aage Se Left Le..!

 

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Jab Se Hua Hai Pyar Dil Bas Me
Nahi Ho Raha Hai, Sab Ho Raha Hai
Minus Kuch Plus Nahi Ho Raha
Hai.. Aapke Pyar Ka Ajab Sa
Jaadu Chaa Gaya Hai, Na Carbon
Dioxide Bahar Ja Raha Hai,
Na Oxygen Andar Aa Raha Hai..!

 

 

Mausam Ye Haseen Kehta Hai Pyar
Karle, Dil Deewana Kehta Hai
Ikraar Karle.. Chahat Kehti
Hai Izhaar Karle, Par Mummy Kehti
Hai Pehle Mbbs To Pass Karle!

 

 

Aasmaan Fata Aur Dharti Hil
Gayi, Aap Ne Socha Humse Mukti
Mil Gayi.. Arre Hum Zara
Sa Busy Kya Hue, Aap Ne Socha
Accha Hai Musibat Tal Gayi!

 

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Rootha Hai Wo Aise Humse, Jaise
Hum Sach Me Unhe Mana Lenge..
Itna Waqt Kaun Bekaar Kare, Itne
Me To Hum Dusra Pata Lenge..!

 

 

Accha Sila Diya Tune Mere Pyar
Ka, Yaar Ne Hi Loot Liya Ghar
Yaar Ka.. Now Remix..
Accha Kurta Siya Tune Mere Naap Ka,
Naap Mera Liya Aur Siya Baap Ka..!

 

 

Msg Na Karke Dil Tod Diya Mera,
Ab Apna Iphone Ko Dafna Dena..
Kafan Na Mile To Apna Rumal
Udha Dena, Koi Puche Rog
Kya Tha..? To Nazre Jhuka
Ke Apni Kanjoosi Bata Dena..!

 

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Santa: Chal Race Lagte Hai Jo
Haara Wo 1000 Rs. Dega..
Banta: Thik Hai Par Mujhe
Raasta Nhi Pata, Santa: Bas Tu
Mere Piche Piche Rehna. Banta:
Thanks Yaar Ur My Best Fend…!

 

 

Santa Ke Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe
Sokar Boli Aaj Kuch Aisa
Karo Ke Mere Passeney Chuut
Jaye.. Santa Utha
Aur FAN Band Kar Ke So Gya.!

 

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Santa: Yaar Banta Kon Se Cast Ke
Log Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Hote Hai ?
Banta: Yaar Baniye…
Santa: Wo Kaise…?
Banta: Yaar Har Jagha Likha Hota
Hai Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Baniye!

 

 

Santa 500 Ke Note Pe Likha Number
Dial Kar Rha Tha,
Banta: Ye Tum Kya Kar Rhe Ho..?
Santa: Yaar Main Dekh Rha Hoon
Gandhi Ji To Chale Gye Par
Unka Mobile Kise Ke Paas Hai!

 

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Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi
Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..?
Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai,
Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye
Banta: Kyu..!
Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!

 

 

Ek Makkhi Ganje Ke Sir Par
Bithe Thi, Dusri Ne Kha: Wah.!
Kya Ghar Mila Hai Tujhe…
1st Makkhi: Nhi Re, Abhi
To Sirf Plot Khrida Hai..!

 

 

Milenge Hum Aap Se Milte
Rehenge, Mohabbat Ki Yaad
Dilaate Rahenge.. Tajmahal
To Mehanga Padega, Par
Mumtaz Hum Bante Rahenge!

 

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In Your Life, When You Wake
Up & Don’t See Any One,
Then Come To Me, I’ll Be
There To Hold Ur Hand & Take
You To The Eye Specialist.

 

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I Want U To Know That U Are
Very Important To Me, It’s
Impossible For Me To Live
Without U Even 4 A Second!
U R My Life & I Can Feel U
Everywhere.. Don’t Mind
I Was Talking About Oxygen.

 

 

Banta: Yaar 2 Baar Tere
Restaurant Me Aaya, Par Dono
Baar Taala Laga Hua Tha..??
Banta: Tu Lunch Time Me Aaya
Hoga, Us Waqt Main Khana
Khane Ghar Chala Jaata Hoon..!

 

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Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..?
Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai.
Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai..
Girl: Sirf 88%
Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me
To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!

 

 

So Sweet Is Ur Smile
So Sweet Is Ur Style
So Sweet Is Ur Voice
So Sweet Is Ur Eyes
See How Sweetly I Lie.

 

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Santa Kari Chawal Kha Rha Tha,
Ek Makkhi Us Par Baithne
Lagi.. Santa Use Udate Hue
Bola: Chal Pagli Ye Wo
Nhi H Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..

 

 

Papu Apne Papa Se Mujhe Shaadi
Karni Hai
Papa: Beta Kise Ke Sath..?
Papu: Daadi Ke Sath.!
Papa: Kamine Wo Mere Maa Hai..!
Papu: To Aap Ne Mere
Maa Ke Sath Kyu Ke..!!

 

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Santa: Biwi Se Ladai Khatm
Ho Gyi Kya?
Banta: Haa, Ghutne Tek K
Aayi Thi Mere Paas.
Santa: Achha? Kaise?
Bnta: Boli, Bed K Niche
Se Niklo, Ab Nhi Marungi.

 

 

Santa Aur Banta Ne Ek Sath Ek
Ladki Ko Propose Kiya.. Ladki
Ne Banta Ko Thappad Mara..
Ab Santa Ki Bari Thi.. Santa
Ne Thoda Dimag Lagaya Aur
Bola.. Santa: Thappad Se Dar
Nahi Lagta, Pyar Se Lagta Hai..

 

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