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Ek Bar Santa Tree Se Ulta Latak
Raha Tha Banta: Are Santa Tu
Tree Se Ulta Kyun Latak Raha
He Santa: Yar Mere Sir Dard
Ki Goli Khai He Ab Dar Lag
Raha He Ki Vo Pet Me Na Chali
Jaye To Me Ped Se Ulta Latk Gya.

 

 

Pata Hai Jab Ghar Se Tum
Nikalte Ho, To Ladlkiyan
Tumhe Hasrat Se Dekhti
Hai, Aahen Bharti Hai Aur
Sochti Hai, Kas Ek
Bhai Hamar B Aisa Hota.

 

 

People Who Set Questions
For CAT Paper..
Will Have To Pass RAT Paper
From This Year Onwards..
RAT PAPER:
(RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)

 

 

Roses Are Red Violets Are
Blue, Monkeys Like U Should
Be Kept In Zoo.. Dont Feel
Angry, U Will Me There Too Not
In A Cage But Laughing At U!

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Santa Was Writing Something
Very Slowly.. Banta Asked:
Why Are U Writing So Slowly.?
Santa: I’m Writing To My 6yrs
Old Son, He Cant Read Fast..!

 

 

Santa Was Busy Removing A
Wheel From His Auto.. A Man
Asked Santa Why Are U Removing
A Wheel From Ur Auto.?
Santa: Cant U Read The Board,
Parking Is Only For 2 Wheelers!

 

 

Santa Apni Saaliyon Ke Liye
Chudiyon Lekar Gaya..
Saaliyon Ne Kaha Jijaji Aap
Hi Pehna Do..
Santa: Oye Rabba, Pehle Pata
Hota To Chaddiyan Leke Aata..!

 

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In Exam Student Wrote In
Answer Sheet..
Gaai Hamari Mata Hai
Hume Kuch Nahi Aata Hai
Teacher Wrote A Note..
Bail Hamara Baap Hai,
Marks Dena Paap Hai..!

 

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Pappu Mount Everest Pe Gaya.
3 Baba Baithe The Aur Tambaku
Ragad Rahe The.
Pappu: Baba Ye Kya Hai?
Baba: Masala..
Pappu: O Teri,
Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho.

 

 

Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu
Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me
Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP
Deta Hu Santa: Rukiye
Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.

 

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Ek Maa Ki Request Hai K Ye
Msg Itna Faila Do Ki Uske
Beto Tak Pahunch Jaye..
.
.
Beta Ramesh, Beta Suresh,
Agar Pitaji Ki Patlun Ek
Bilaang Chhoti Ho Gayi
Ho, To Ghar Aa Jao, Pitaji
Yunhi Ghoom Rahe Hain..!!

 

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Ek Sharabi Doctor Se, Kya Tum
Meri Sharab Chudva Sakte Ho?
Doctor: Haan Bilkul Chudva
Sakta Hun. Sharbi: Puri Char
Bottle Hai. Kal Raat Police Ne
Jabt Kar Li Please Chudva Do.

 

 

Yaaro.. Haasi Na Mehngi Hote
Hai, Na Haasi Sasti Hota Hai,
Haasi To Har Dil Me Basi Hote
Hai, Is Haasi Ko Yu Na Gavana
Dost Kyuki.. Ladki Bhi Tab
Faasti Hai Jab Wo Hasti Hai!

 

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Santa Apne Father Ke Samne
Cigarette Pi Raha Tha,
Logo Ne Kaha Aap Apne Father
Ke Samne Cigarette Pi Rahe Ho
Sharam Nahi Aati.? Santa:
Sharam Kaisi, Wo Mera Father
Hai Koi Petrol Pump Nahi..!

 

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American Kids On Eiffel
Tower.. “Wow, What A Beautiful
View..” Indian Kids On Eiffel
Tower.. “Chal Dekhte Hain
Kiski Thook Pehle Neeche Girti
Hai..!” “Aaaakkkk Thuuuu”

 

 

Santa: Pehle Mai Apni Biwi
Ko BA Karwanunga,
Fir MA Fir PHD Karwaunga,
Fir Badhiya Si Naukri
Dilwaunga.. Banta: Fir Acha
Sa Rishta Dekh Ke
Uski Shadi Bhi Karwa Dena..!

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So Sweet Is Ur Smile,
So Sweet Is Ur Style,
So Sweet Is Ur Voice,
So Sweet Is Ur Eyes,
See How Sweetly I Lie!

 

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Chuho Ki Geng Talwr Le Kr
Bhag Rhi Tabhi Sher Ne Pucha
Kya Hua Ek Chuha Bola Udhr
Hathi Ki Beti Ko Kisi Ne
Propos Kia Or Nam Hamara Aya
Hai Lashe Bicha Denge Salo Ki.

 

 

Chuhe Ko Billi Lgi Gori Dono
Milne Lge Chori Chori Chuha
Bola O Gori, Khele Ankh Micholi
Billi Chuhe Ko Mar K Kha
Gai Aur Bolii Hate Luv Story

 

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Sharif Ladko Se Jayada
Kismat Wale To Gali Ke
Kutte Hain.. Kam Se Kam
Ladki Palat Ke Dekhti To
Hai, Ki Aa Raha Hai Ya Nahi!

 

 

Four Roses Just For U: First
For Frndship, Second For
Health, Third For Happiness,
And The Last One.. Kaan Ke
Uppar Laga Lena, Maast Lagega!

 

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Santa Travelling 1st Time In
Plane Going To Bombay,
While Landing He Shouted..
“Bombay Bombay”
Air Hostess: B Silent Please..
Santa: Ombay – Ombay..!

 

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Mele Me Ghoshna Hui..
Ek Baccha Mila Hai
Jin Ka Hai Aa Kar Le Jaye!
Santa Bheed Me Se Bhaagta
Chilltaa Hua Aaya.. Mujhe
Bhi Dikhao JIN Ka
Baccha Hota Kaisa Hai…!

 

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Read This Fast!
Chai
Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Ok!! Congrets!!! U r Selacted
2 Work At The Railway Station!

 

 

Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi Thi ?
Kaliya: Sarkar 1
Gabbar: Aur Tum ?
Kaliya: 100
Gabbar: Fir Whi Wapis Paa Gye Wo
Bhi Khali Hath, Kon Tha Woh ?
Kaliya: RAJNIKANT
Gabbar: Opps! Sorry Bhai!!

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Gaon Mai Bijli Aayegi Sun
Kar Logo Ke Saath Kutte Bhi
Khush Hue. Bole, Bijli Aayegi
Toh Khumba Bhi Lagega 😛

 

 

Frog: Tumhare Paas Dimaag Nahin Hai.
Bhola: Hai. Frog: Nahin Hai.
Bhola: Hai. Frog: Nahin Hai And
Jumps Into The Well. Bhola: Isme
Suicide Karne Waali Kya Baat Thi.?

 

 

Santa Ne Banta Se Kaha, Sabse
Bada Challenge Kya Hai?
Banta Replied: Answer Sheet
Ko Khaali Chod Do Aur Last Me
Likh Dena, Paas Karke Dikha.

 

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Santa: Itne Kam Marks? Do
Thappad Marne Chahiye.
Pappu: Haan Papa, Chalo
Maine Us Saale Master Ka
Ghar Bhi Dekh Rakha Hai.

 

 

Pehle Jamane Ki Ladkiyaa.
Pooja Karke Soti Thi Taaki
Unhe Darr Na Lage.. 21 vi Sadi
Ki Ladkiya Raat Ko Bhi Makeup
Karke Soti H, Taaki
Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage..

 

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Jab Kisi Ka Bura Waqt Aata
Hai To Uske Sare Dost Aur
Pariwar Uske Saath Khade
Hote Hai..
.
Agar Yakin Nahi Hai
To Shadi Ka Album Dekh Lo.

 

 

Santa: Yaar Banta Hamare Beach
Kya Relation Hai?
Banta: Yaar Wahi Jo Besan Or
Pakode Ka Hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Kyunki Jab Besan Santa Hai
Tabhi To Pakoda Banta Hai.

 

 

Oh.. Shit Yar
Are Bap Re Ram Ram Ram Ram
Ye Kya Ho Gaya? Bahut Badi
Galti Ho Gayi Hey Bhagvan
Ye Kya Ho Gaya? Busy Logo
Ko Msg Chala Gya So Sorry..

 

 

Ladki Umbrella Banane Shop
Par Gayi
Shopkeepar: Upar Dono Hatho
Se Pakad Kar Dabana Padega
Aur Niche Danda Dalna Padega
Ladki: Kuch Bhi Karo Par
Paani Ander Nahi Jana Chahiye.

 

 

Why Girls Live Longer Than
Boys.? Scientific Studies
Have Proven That Shopping
Never Causes Heart Attack..
But “Paying The Bils Does”!

 

 

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