Funny sms / funny text messages in Hindi

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Dulha Romantic Andaz Me
Bola May I Kiss U Darling ?
.
Dulhan Sharmatae Hue Boli
Humne To Kabhi Gairo Ko Bhi
Manaa Nai Kiya,
Aap Toh Fir Bhi Apne Ho..

 

 

Ek Shadi Me Ek Ladka 1 Ladki Ko,
Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Rha Tha.
Girl: Impress Hokar Kyo Dekh
Rhe Ho Itni Der Se..
Boy: I Was Thinking Agar Aap
Meri Mummy Hoti To,
Mai Bhi Kitna Sundar Hota.

 

 

Santa Ur Son Is Dead.. After
Hearing This Santa Jumps
From 50th Floor.. When He
Reached 35th Floor He Thinks,
I Dont Have Son.. 20th Floor
I’m Not Married.. And
3rd Floor Oh No, I’m Banta!

 

 

Ram: Agar Tumhare Pas 15 Apple
Hai, Usme Se 6 Aarti Ko 4
Priya Ko Aur 4 Tanu Ko De Do
To Tumhe Kya Milenge,
Shyam: 3 New Girl Friend..

 

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Husband: Kal Mere Khawab Main
Ek Larki Aye Thi. Wah! Kya
Larki Thi!
Wife: Akeli Ayee Hogi?
Husband: Tum Ko Kese Pata?
Wife: Uska Husband Mere
Khawab Main Aya Tha!

 

 

Khusi Ke Liye Aansou Kurbaan,
Hansi Ke Liye Gum Kurbaan,
Dost Ke Liye Jaan Kurbaan,
Agr Dost Ke Girlfend Mil Jaaye,
To Saala Dosti Bhi Kurbaan!!

 

 

Judge: Why Were U Arrested?
Santa: For Shopping Early.
Judge: Well, That’s Not A Crime.
Anyway, How Early Were U Shopping?
Santa: Before The Shop Opened.

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Koi New Msg Hai Kya, Agar H
To Us Par Dabur Honey Laga K,
Din Me Do Bar Chaato, Kyuki
Send To Karoge Nahi. Kam
Se Kam Thodi Sehat To Banegi.

 

 

Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon
Hua Hai, Good Morning Ke
Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
Daya Ye Sadharan Maut
Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.

 

Funny sms / funny text messages in Hindi

If U Cry On Seeing The
Question Paper, It Is
An Insult But If Teacher
Cries On Seeing Ur Answer
Paper, It Is Ur Achievement.

 

 

A Man In Hell Asked Devil
Can I Make A Call To My
Wife..? After Making Call
He Asked How Much To Pay..
Devil, Nothing
Hell To Hell Is Free..!

 

Funny sms / funny text messages in Hindi

Frnds Are Like Priya Gold
Biscuit, Haq Se Maango..
Girlfrnds Are Like Pepsi,
Ye Dil Maange More..
Wife Is Like A Medicine,
Bas Ek Hi Kaafi Hai..!

 

 

Do U Know The Meaning
Of Wife..?
It Means Without Information
Fighting Everytime..!

 

 

Shaam Hote He Ye Dil Udaas
Hota Hai, Toote Khawbo Ke
Siwa Kuch Na Paas Hota Hai,
Tumhari Yaad Aise Waqt
Bahut Aate Hai, Jab Bandar
Koi Aas Paas Hota Hai..!

 

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Apne Mobile Ko Facewash
Lagkar Garm Pani Se
Dhokar Kumkum Aur Chawal
Lagkar Mandir Main Chada
Do Kyuki Sms To Aap
Karte Nhi To Puja Karo.

 

 

Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu
Me Chand Sitare Chaye He
Raat K Pehlu Me Chand
Sitare Chaye He Madam Darwaja
Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aye Hai.

 

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Ar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo
Chhodu Haar Se Pehle Me
Umeed Kyo Chhodu Daya Says
Salary Sabko Milti He
Darwaza Main Hi Kyo Todu??

 

 

Santa: Yaar Mere Biwi Mujhe
Chod Ke Chale Gaye…
Banta: Pakka Tu Uska Khayal
Nhi Rkhta Hoga..
Santa: Nhi Yaar… Sagi Behan Ke
Tarha Khayal Rkhta Tha Uska..!!

 

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Tu Ek Baar Roothi To Manaenge
Tu Dubara Roothi To Phir
Manaenge Agr Fir Roothi Fir
Manaenge, Agr Tu Baar Baar
Roothi To Kaan Ke Neeche 2
Lagaenge, Aur Tujhse
Milne Sab Hospital Aayenge….!

 

 

Ek Aadmi Medical Shop Par
Zeher Lene Gya…
Aadmi: Ek Zehar Ki Bottle Dena
Dukandar: Bina Parchi K
Zehar Nhi Mil Skta.
Aadmi Ne Shadi Ka Card Dikhaya..
Dukandar: Bas Kr Pagle, Rulayega
Kya? Badi Bottle Du Ya Chhoti?

 

 

Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan
Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai, Zara
Time Nikaal Ke Aayiye To.
Ek Chuha Marwana Hai. Bahut
Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai.

 

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Hello Dosto..
Niyam Anusar Kabhi Bhi Lagatar
30 Dino Tak Apni Sim Se Sms
Nhi Kroge To Apki Sim Ki Sewaien
Radd Kar Di Jayegi. Sms Karne
Wale Grahako K Liye Ye Manya Nahi.

 

 

 

Marne K Baad Hamare Nasib
Me Jannat Ho Na Ho, Ye Fiza
Ye Hawa Ho Na Ho Are Yar..
Jinda H Tab Tak To Sms Bejo
Kya Pata Hamari Kabar Me
Network Ho Na Ho Kucch To Kro?

 

 

(‘.’) Lo Ji
<)'(> Arz
_/’/_ Kiya Hai.
Dunia Mein Bahut
Dard E Tanhai Hai
\(”,)/”Wah
\ \ Wah
_/ \_ Wah
Zalimo Tum B Msg Kro
Meri Kya Muft Ki Kamai Hai.

 

 

Chuhe Ka Chehra Suhaana
Lagta Hai, Chuhiya Ka To
Dil Deewana Lagta Hai, Pal
Bhar Main Kaise Kutarte
Hai Kapde, Ab To Har
Kapdaa Purana Lagta Hai.!

 

 

Santa Dials a number A Girl
Receives Tha Call.
Santa: Who R U…?
Girl: Seeta Here.
Santa: Sorry Mate..
Maine To Chandigrh Phone Kiya
Tha Galte Se Ayodhya Lag Gya!

 

 

Bhaiyo Sochne Ke Baat Hai,
Agr Aaj Humara Desh Aazad
Nhi Hota To, To Kuch Nhi
Bhai Angrez Bhi Yehi Hote
Aur, Hum Bhi Kise Goore
Madam Ke Aashiq Hote…!

 

Funny sms / funny text messages in Hindi for funny guy

Master Jee Bole Bachho Se
Koi Ashiqi Wala Sher Sunaoo..
Student: Kutta Marta Hadee Pe
Bhukaa Marta Roti Pe..
Master Jee Aap Ke Do Ladkiya
Par Main To Marta Chooti Pe!

 

 

Jb Hme Neend Aati H, Or Nindo
Me Khwab Aate H, Tb Kwabo
Me Aap, Sirf Aap Aate H,
Pr Jb Apke Sath Apke Baap
Aate H, Tb Na To Neend Aati
H Or Na Hi Khwab Aate H.

 

 

A Man Got A Call From Unknown
Number..
Girl: Hi, R U Single ?
Man: Yes, But Who R U ?
Ans: Your Wife..
Aaj Ghar Aana Tab Bataoogi..
Another Call From Unknown Number..
Girl: R U Married ?
Man: Yes, But Who R U ?
Girl: Your Girlfriend, U Cheat..
Man: sorry Baby, I Thought It
Was My Wife..
Ans: wife Hi Hoon Kutte,
Aaj Tu Bas Ghar Aaja

 

Funny sms / funny text messages in Hindi

A Company Employee Went To
Toilet. As Soon As He Sat On
The Seat, On The Front Wall
This Was Written: Had You Put
The Same Pressure At Work,
Company’s Targets Would Have
Been Achieved Today..

 

 

Banane Wale Ne Ek Dost
Mere Liye Banaya, Jise
Aap Ke Roop Main Maine
Paaya, Jo Mere Dil Main
Aisa Samaya, Jaise Porani
Haveli Main Bhoot Ka Saaya!

 

 

Beeti Hui Zindagi Ke Bas
Itni Se Kahani Hai, Kuch
Khud Barbaad Hue, Kuch
Whatsaap Aur Kuch Facebook
Ke Meharbani Hai..!

 

 

Aunty Said To My Mom
Meri Ladki Bta Rhi Thi K
Tmhara Ladka Raat 2-3 Bje
Tk Facebook Use Karta Hai
.
.
My Mom Simply Said, Aapki
Ladki Ko Kaise Pta ? Raat
2 Bje Use Sapne Aate Hai..

 

Funny sms / funny text messages in Hindi

Mujhe Sms Pe Sms Karo
Aur Jeeto, 10 Lakh Ki
Car Ka Photo, 29 Inch Tv
Ka Box Usa Janay Walay
Jahaz Ko Bye Bye Karne
Ka Mauqa, Mere Saath
Dinner Wo Bhi Aapke Ghar..

 

  • Sms Name:Funny sms / funny text messages in Hindi
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  • Sms category:  funny sms, very funny sms,
  • Sms format:  short format.
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