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Wife: Kal Rat Tum Mujhey
Neend Mein Galian Kion De
Rahey Thai?
Husband: Tumhey Ghalat Fehmi
Hoi Hai..
Wife: Kesi Ghalat Fehmi
Husband: Yehi K Mein Neeend
Mein Tha.

 

 

Pagal Hai Wo Log Jo Ladkiyo
Ko Miss Karte Hai, Miss Karna
Ha To Machharo Ko Karo,
Jo Jaan Hateli Pe Rekh Kar
Aap Ko Kiss Karte Hai….!

 

 

1 Admi Doston Ki Mehfil Se
Raat Late Ghar Gaya Dosto
Ne Pucha K Wife Ne Kuch Kaha
To Nahi Admi Bola Nahi Kuch
Khas Nahi Bus Ye 2 Dant To Mai
Wesay Bhi Niklwane Wala Tha

 

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Husband: Rat Ko Mene 1 Horror
Movie Dekhi, 1 Churail Kabhi
Mere Age Kabhi Piche Aur Kabhi
Sath Chal Rahi Thi,
Wife: Kaun Si Movie Thi?
Husband: Apni Shadi Ki

 

 

Wife: Suno Ji Doctor Ne
Mujhe Aik Maheenay K Araam
K Liye Beautiful Foreign Country
Janay Ko Kaha Hai.

Hum Kahan Jayen Gay?
Husband: Doosray Doctor K Paas

 

Hindi funny jokes sms text messages

Husband Wife Mein Larai Hoi,
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gaya,
Husb: Rat Ko Phone Pay,
Khanay Mein Kia Hai
Wife: Zeher.
Husb: Mai Dair Se Aonga,
Tum Kha Kar So Jana.

 

 

Wife: Jaanu Kash Aap Sms
Hotay, Main Aap Ko Save
Karti,
Husband: Jaan E Man, Kaash
Tum Ring Tone Hoti, Main Her
Haftay Tumhe Change Karta 😉

 

Hindi funny jokes sms text messages

Tofani Barish Mein Rat Ko,
Shop Per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay
Aaya Shopkeeper: Aap Married
Hein? Admin:is Tofani Barish
Mein Kia Meri Maa Mujhey Pizza
Lenay Bhejay Gi?

 

 

 

Suna Ha Aapke Muskurhat
Par Har Koi Marta Hai..
Zara Time Nikaal Kr Aana To
Ek Chooha Maarna Hai…!

 

Hindi funny jokes sms text messages

Ab 5rs. Me Paye Ek Naya
Sim Jisme 20rs. Ka Card
Se 5000 Sms Free, 8am To
8pm Share Call Free For
More Deitals Log On To ja
Apna Tower Khud Lagale.com

 

Hindi funny jokes sms text messages

Tere Pyaar Ke Roshni Aise
Hai Ke, Har Tarf Ujaala
Nazaar Aata Ha.. Sochta Hu
K Ghar Ke Bijle Katvaa Du
Kambhkt Bill Bahut Aata Ha…!

 

Hindi funny jokes sms text messages

Zindgi Rhi To Tumhara Sath
Nibhaunga Dosto. Bhul Jau
To Smjh Lena Ki Tmhari
“Bhabhi” Mil Gae H.
.
.
Chalo Jaanu
(-.-) ( ‘.’)
( )\/{ }
! !_ / \_

 

 

Ladka Ek Ladki Se: I Love You
Ladki: Sorry Main Kisi Or Se
Pyar Karti Hun. Ladka Mayus
Ho Gaya, Or Achanak
Bhagne Laga Or Bola Teri Mummy
Ko Bataunga.
Ladki: Ruk Ja Kamine
I Love You Too

 

Hindi funny jokes sms text messages

1947 Ki Ladkiyan Kahti Thi
Balam Mujhe Tumse Pyar Hai.
1976 Ki Ladkiyan Kahti Thi
Tumhara Intzar Hai,
2013 Ki Ladkiyan Kahti Hai
Aana H Aa Warna Dusra Taiyyar Hai.

 

Hindi funny jokes sms text messages

 

Ek Hath M Pen Dusre M
Phone, Ek Kaan Se Lectre
Dusra Gossip Pe, Ek Eye
Board Pe Dusri Lover Par,
Kaun Kahta H K Student
Life Is Easy.

 

 

Kitna Mausam Suhana Hai,
Thandi- Thandi Barish Ka
Ana Jana Hai, Kuchh Sms
Kar Liya Karo Varna,
Is Balance Se Kya Apni
Shadi Ka Card Chhapbana Hai.

 

 

Ek Baar Santa K Jhgda Apne
Sasur Se Ho Gya.. Agle Din
Santa Kabristhan Jaa K Ek
Pedh Par Ek Board Taang Diya
Aur Apne Sasur K Photo Chepka
Kr Lekh Diya “Comeing Soon”..

 

 

Boy Bhari Bus Me 1 Ladki Ko
Touch Kar Raha Tha.
.
Ladki: Excuse Me Aap Achchha
Nahi Kar Rahe Hai..
.
Boy: Madam Itni Bheed Me Is
Se Achchha Nahi Ho Sakta.

 

Hindi funny jokes sms text messages

God: Tmhari Ek Wish Kya Hai?
Soch K Bolna.

Banta: (Sochne K Baad)
Meri Ek Wish Ye Hai Ki Ap
Meri 10 Wish Puri Kijiye.

 

 

Santa Dodh Wale Ki Shop Pe
Jata Hai, Aur Kehta Hai.
Santa: tumhari Shop Ka Dodh
Kharab Hai, Sarabat Mai Dala
Fat Gaya Dodh Wale Ne Hairani
Se Poocha, Konse Sarbat Main
Dala Tha
Santa: nimboo Pani Main..:p

 

 

Chotu Santa: Aunty Is Bar
To Aap Ko Larka Hi Hoga.
Aunty: Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala.
Chota Santa: Aap Ki Phatti Hui
Shalwar Se Mujhe Us Ki
Moonchein
Nazar Aa Rahi Hai..;)

 

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Santa Ke Lips Jale Hue The
Banta: Kaise Jale
Santa: Wife Ko Railway
Steation Drop Krne Gaya Tha.
Banta: To.?
Santa: Khushi Ke Mare.
Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya

 

 

Gf On Phone: Hi Dear Aaj
Tumhari Bahut Bahut Yaad Aa
Rahi Hai, I Seriously Miss U..
Bf: Arey.. Abhi To Baat Ki
Humne!!
Gf: Oh, Phir Se Tujhe
Hi Lag Gya..sorry!

 

 

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu Diye..
Student: Mujhe..?
Sir: Samajh Na Tere Baap Ka Kya
Jata Hai.. Usme Se 5 Laddu Maine
Le Liye To Tere Pass Kitne Bache..?
Student: 20
Sir: Kaise..?
Student: Samajh Na Tere Baap Ka
Kya Jaata Hai…

Hindi funny jokes sms text messages
Mom: Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The?
Beta: Apni Girl Friend Se Milne.
Mom: Kis Liye?!
Beta: Haa Mom, Bahut Kiss Liye!
Santa Ke Maa Ke Tabyat Khrab
Ho Gye, Wo Apne Maa Ko Lekar
Hospital Gya.
Doctor: Inke Kuch Test Honge,
Santa: Hey! Bhgwan Ab Kya Hoga,
“Mere Maa To Anphad Ha”
Santa: Doc Saab,
Mein Chashma Laga Ke
Pad To Sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, Bilkul.
Santa: Theek Hai Doc Saab
Aapne Anpad Aadmi
Ki Zindagi Bana Di!
Ek Govt. Office Ke Board
Pe Likha Hua Tha Kripaya
Shor Na Kare Pappu Ne
Uske Niche Likh Diya
Varna Hum Jaag Jayenge
Hindi funny jokes sms text messages
Banta To Santa: Bahar Kyon
Baitha Hai
Santa: Marriage Anniversary
Hai Wife Ko Chain Gift Diya
Tha, Wife Ne Bahar Nikal Diya..
Banta: Kyon? Chain Chandi
Ki Laya Kya ?
Santa: Nahi Cycle Ki…!!!
Samajh Nahi Aata Ki, Teri
Sula Ke Loo, Ya Baith Ke Loo,
Ya Tujhe Khada Karke Loo,
Ya Teri Jhuka Kar Loo,
Ab Tu Khud Hi Bata De Ki,
Mein Teri Kaise Loo Photo.
1 Ladki Coke Pi Rahi Thi,
Achanak Us Me Se 1 Machhar Nikla
Machhar Bola: Maa.
Ladki: Mein Teri Maa Nahi Hu.
Machhar: Aisa Na Bol Maa,
Mein Teri Cock Se Nikla Hoon.
Hindi funny jokes sms text messages
Boy: Jaan, Tumhara Naam Apne
Haath Pe Likhu Ya Dil Pe ?
.Girl: Idhar Udhar Kyo Likhtey Ho
Agar Sacha Pyar Krte Ho To Apni
Property K Papers Par Likh Do
.
Boy: Oo Teri Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Kitne
Chalak Hogyi Hai Star Plus Dekh Ke.
Ek Aadmi Mandir Main Bol Raha
Tha, Hey Bhagwan, Teri Kirpa,
Teri Daya, Teri Shradha, Teri
Aradhna, Teri Bhakti, Teri Archna,
Teri Pooja, Teri Aarti, Teri
Maya, Teri Geeta, Teri Vidhya,
Teri Riddhi, Teri Siddhi, Teri
Laxmi, Teri Karuna, Teri Mehek
Teri Leela, Teri Mahima…
Hindi funny jokes sms text messages
Bhikari: Behenji Bhagwan K
Naam Parek Rupiya Dedo
Lady: Kutte Sharam Nahi Aati
Raste Pe Bheekh Mangte Ho
.
.
.
Bhikari: To Ab Kya Tere Ek Rupiye
K Liye Office Kholu Kamini.
Hindi funny jokes sms text messages
Girl: Main Jab Bhi Phone
Karti Hu Tum Shaving Kar
Rahe Hote Ho. Din Me Kitni
Baar Shaving Karte Ho?Pappu: 30-40 Baar.Girl: Pagal Ho Kya ??
Pappu: Pagal Nahi,
Naayi (Barber) Hu.

 

Hindi funny jokes sms text messages
Boss: Mere Liye Ak Shisha
Lekar Aao Jisme Main
Apna Muh Dekh Sakun..
Santa: Nahi Mila Sir.! Sab Me
Mera Hi Muh Dikh Raha Hai..
Inteligent Santa
Hindi funny jokes sms text messages
Jali Ko Aag Kahte H,
Bujhi Ko Rakh Kahte H,
Fen Ko Jhag Kahte H,
Snake Ko Nag Kahte H,
Sabji Ko Sag Kahte H,
Aur Jo Ladkiyo Ke Pass Nhi
Hota H, Use Dimaag Kahte H.
Hindi funny jokes sms text messages
Perfect Message:
Agr Life Mein Kabhi Aapse
Koi Mistake Ho Jaye..!
¤
¤
To 2 Mins. Apni Aankhen Band
Karke.! Socho Ke…
¤
Iska Ilzaam Kispar Lagaya Jaye!!
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