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Na Jane Wo Hmse Kya Chupata
Tha, Kuch Tha Uske Hothon
Par, Magar Na Jane Kyu
Sharmata Tha, Jab Humne Muh
Khulwaya Aur Dekha, To Pta
Chala Sasura Gutkha Khata Tha.

 

 

Bekar Hote Hai Wo Log Jo Apni
Lover Ko Miss Krte Hai,
Arey Miss Krna H To Machhar
Ko Miss Kro, Jo Apni Jan
Pe Khelkar Apko Kiss Krte Hai.

 

 

Dill Ki Baat Dill Me Maat Rakhana,
Jo Pasand Ho Use I Love You
Kahana, Agar Wo Gusse Me Aa Jaye
To Darana Maat, Rakhi Nikalana Aur
Kahana Pyari Bahana Milati Rahana.

 

Hindi funny jokes text sms/ Messages

Tum Itrate Bahut Ho, Dil Ko
Lubhate Bahut Ho, Dil Karta
Hai Tumhe Aaj Dinner Par Bulau,
Lekin Dar Lagata Hai Yah
Sochkar Ki Tum Khate Bahut Ho.

 

 

Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahana Hai, Dil
Mile Na Mile Lips Ko Milana Hai, Ye
Style Hai Sab Ashiqon Ka, Kya
Kahe Doston Ye Dilip Kumar Ka Nahi
Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamana Hai!

 

 

Ek Bar Santa Ek Pandit Se Puchha
Aapke Sar Pe Ye Choti Kyu Hai ?
Pandit Bole Isase Budhhi,
Gyan Aate Hain, Santa Mere Sar
Par To Pura Tata Sky Laga Hai
To Yahaan Budhhi Kyu Nhi Aati.

 

Hindi funny jokes text sms/ Messages

Aaj Main Beemar Hu Jism Toot Raha
Hai, Aur Hatho Se Takat Nikalti
Jaa Rahi Hai, Kuch Samaj Nahi
Aa Raha Kya Karu Chal Ab
Natak Chhor Aur Jaldi Se Sms Kar.

 

Hindi funny jokes text sms/ Messages

Hum Pagal Aapke Picche, Aap Pagal
Kisi Aur Ke Picche, Koi
Aur Pagal Humare Picche,
Wo Bhi Pagal Kisi Aur Ke
Picche, Saare Pagal Aage Picche.

 

 

Andheri Raat Thi Wo Mere Sath
Thi Mai Upar Tha Wo Mere Niche
Thi Mai Daba Raha Tha Wo Chilla
Rahi Thi Bura Mat Manana Mere
Dosto Wo Meri Motar Cycle Thi.

 

 

Puri Botal Na Sahi Ek Jaam To Ho
Jaye, Mulaqaat Na Sahi Duaa
Salaam To Ho Jaye, Jinke Sms Ke
Intzaar Me Hum Ho Gaye Bimar, Unhe
Bukhar Na Sahi Zukham Tho Ho Jaye.

 

 

Pee Ke Raat Ko Hum Unko Bhulane
Lage, Sharab Me Apne Gum Ko
Mitane Lage, Zaalim Sharab Peete
Hi Asar Dikhaane Lagi, Nashe Me
Unki Saheliya Bhi Yaad Aane Lagi.

 

Hindi funny jokes text sms/ Messages

Kya Kare In Pyare Pyare Dosto
Ka Jo Dheere Dheere Hume Bhula
Rahe Hain Kabhi Kiya Karte The
Dhero Msg Aaj Ek Ek Paisa Apni
Shaadi Ke Liye Bacha Rahe Hai.

 

 

Main Wo Nahi Ki, Shaadi Hui Aur
Badal Gaya, Mera Wahi Mizaj,
Wahi Zazba Hai, Shaadi Se Pehle
Bhi Mujhe, Shaadi Ka Shonk
Tha, Aur Shaadi Ke Baad
Bhi Mujhe Shaadi Ka Shonk Hai.

 

 

Don’t Loose Hope If You Aren’t
Getting Promotion In Office.
Remember, Pradyumann Is Still
An Acp And Daya Is Still An
Inspector! And That Too,
Even After 17 Years Of Service!

 

Hindi funny jokes text sms/ Messages

After Robbing The Bank, 1 Robber
To Clerk : Did You See Me Robbing?
Clerk : Yes I Saw U.
Robber Killed Him And Asked
To The Next Clerk : Did U? Second
Clerk : No, But My Wife Saw U!!

 

 

Friends R Like A Biscuit Hak
Se Maango, Girlfriends R
Like A Colddrink Ye Dil
Manage More. Wife Is Like A
Medicine Bus Ek Hi Kafi Hai.

 

 

Jungle Badhao Desh Bachao!
Pasina Bahao Paisa Kamao!
Messege Bhejo Friendship
Badao! Nahi To, Switch Off
Karo Mobile, Battery Bachao.

 

Hindi funny jokes text sms/ Messages

Cheeti Facebook Aur Twitter Par
Apna Account Open Karti Hai, Lekin
Woh Apna Account Ek Din Mein Hi
Band Kar Deti Hai. Aisa Kyon? Kyon
Ki Paste Control Ki Sabhi Companiya
Usko Follow Karne Lagti Hai!

 

 

Aapki Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi Hai, Har
Taraf Ujala Hi Ujala Nazar Aata
Hai, Dil Karta Hai Ghar Ki Bijli
Katwa Doon Aur Deewar Pe Bulb
Ki Jagah Aapko Ulta Latka Doon.

 

 

Ajeeb Si Halat He Tere Jane Ke
Baad, Bhuk Nahi Lagti Khana Khane
Ke Baad, Mere Paas 8 Samose The
Jo Mene Kha Liye 1 Tere Aane
Se Pehle 7 Tere Jane Ke Baad.

 

 

Is Msg Ko Raat Ko Padhna Raat
Ko Padh Lena Kya Jaldi Hai?
Kaha Na Raat Ko Padhna Mujhe
Pata Tha Tum Nahi Rukoge is
Liye Msg Bhi Raat Ko Bhejunga.

 

Hindi funny jokes text sms/ Messages

Na Jane Riste Kaise Kaise Ho Gaye,
Aaj Hum Apke Liye Aise Waise
Ho Gaye, Agar Ab Bhi Na Aaye
Apke Sms To, Hum Samjhenge Ke
Hum Se Pyare 50 Paise Ho Gaye.

 

 

Ek Aap Ho Ki Sharmate Bahut Ho,
Ek Aap Ho Kii Itrate Bhi Bahut
Ho, Dil To Karta Hai Ki Aapko
Dinner Pe Ley Jayein, Kambakht
Ek Aap Ho Ki Khaate Bhi Bahut Ho.

 

 

Charo Aur Padayi Ka Saya Hain,
Saare Paper Mein Zero Aaya
Hai, Hum To Yuhi Chal Dete
Hai Bina Muh Dhoye Exam Dene,
Aur Log Kehte Hain, Sala
Raat Bhar Padh Ke Aaya Hai.

 

 

Yaad Aati Hai Teri Jaagte Sote,
Din Katate Hain Teri Khati
Rote Rote, Kaash Tum Mere
Saath Yahan Hote, Kam Se
Kam Mere Kuch Kapde To Dhote.

 

 

Rose Is Red, Sky Is Blue A
Friend Like U Suhd Be Kept
In Zoo, Dont Mind… There
U Will Find Me Too, Not In
A Cage, But Laughing At U.

 

Hindi funny jokes text sms/ Messages

 

Teacher: 1 Achcha Ladka Ladki
Ko Kaise Prapose Krega?
Stu: Wo Use Naav Me Bitha Ke
Samundar K Beech Me Le Ja Ke
Kahega “I Love U” Bol
De Nhi To Meri Naav Se Utr Ja.

 

 

Phon Par Kahte Ho Pyar Hai Tumse,
Milne Ka Kahata Hu To Kahte Ho
Meri Har Suruaat Hai Tumse, Jab
Mai Dil Tham Ke Milne Aaya
Dhamka Diya .Papa Ko Kam Hai Tumse.

 

 

This Message Is Strictly For,
Smart And Intelligent People;
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And If You Have Received It. Then
Obviously It’s A Technical Error.

 

 

Sharab Sareer Ko Khatam Krti
Hai Sharab Samaj Ko Khatam
Krti Hai, Aao Aaj Is Sharab
Ko Khatam Krte Hain, Ek
Bottle Tum Khtam Kro, Ek
Bottle Hum Khatam Krte Hai.

 

 

Tum Apun Ko Itna Message Karta
Hai, Apun Ko Reply Karne Ko
Majbor Karta Hai, Kya Iss Ke
Peeche Koi Plan Hai Ya Auron Ki
Tarah Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai!

 

Hindi funny jokes text sms/ Messages

 

Zara Sambhal Ke Chalna, Zyada
Bhaari Cheezein Mat Uthaana,
Apna Khayal Rakhna, Khana
Thik Se Khana Kyunki 9va Mahina
Aagaya Hai. Happy September.

 

Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin
Denge, Tumhaare Jaisa Dost
Khone Bhi Nahin Denge,
Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo
Warna, Ek Kaan Ke Neeche
Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge.

 

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