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Gabbar: Thakur Ye Hath Mujhe Dai Dai.
Thakur: Nahi Gabbar
Gabbar: Thakur Ye Hath Mujhe Dai Dai
Thakur: Le Lai Mere Hath, Jai K B,
Veeru K Bhi, Basanti K Bhi Le Lai,
Octopus Bn Ja Kamine
Gabbar: Tu To Emotional Ho Gya Sorry Yar.

 

 

Pappu In Hotel: Mai Yaha Nai
Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapas Karo!
Itna Chota Room?
.
Mujhe Paagal Samjha Hai Kya?
Waiter: Ooo Mere Bhai Tu Jyada
Dimag Na Lga !
Room Me Chal, Ye Lift Hai

 

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Golden Words: Kal Ka Kaam
Aaj Mat Karo Usko Kal Tak
Hi Rakho.. Kya Pata Us
Kaam Ko Karne Ki Zarurat
Hi Na Pade..
.
By Kamchor Haramkhor…

 

 

Biwi Sarabi Pati Ko Sudharne
Ke Liye Kale Kapde Pahan Kar
Ghar Ke Bahar Khadi Ho Gayi..
.
Pati: Tum Kaun Ho.. ??
.
Patni: Chudel..
.
Pati: Hath Mila Mai Teri
Behan Ka Pati…

 

 

 

Engineering Student Sitting
Wid His Grlfrnd In Restaurant
Drinking Beer And Says:
I Love You
Grlfrnd: Is It U Or The Beer
Talking ???
.
.
Student: Its Me,
Talking To My Beer, U Shut Up…

 

 

 

Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha.
Clerk: Kya Hua ???
Officer: Sunny Leon Ki File Hai.
Clerk: Toh ???
Officer: Kapde Phenti Nahi Hai
Aur Laundry Bill 11 Lacs Bataya Hai!

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Santa, The Film Producer,
Planned A Remake Of The
Classic English Film,
The Good, The Bad And The
Ugly In Hindi.
Santa Named It:
Main, Meri Biwi Aur Uski Maan.

 

 

 

Pettrol Ka Dam Badhne Par
Santa Ne Apni Aurat Se
Kaha. Mujhe Dam Badhne Se
Kuch Fark Nahi Padhta Mai
To Pahle B 100 Ka Dalata
Tha Aur Ab B 100 Ka Dalata Ho.,

 

 

Santa Ne Bagiche Me Ped
Paudo Ko Pani Dene Ke
Liye Naukar Se Kaha.
Naukar.. Malik Bahar Barish
Ho Rahi Hai, Santa Abe Kam
Chor Chhata Leke Pani Dal.

 

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Dil Karta Hai Tujhe Pyar
Du Teri Dosti Pe Apni Jindagi
Waar Du Par Jab Bhi Tera
Sms Nahi Milta Hai To Dil
Karta Hai Teri Aankh Mai
Mirchi Daal Du.

 

 

Girl: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho..?
Banta: Haan
Girl: Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi
Banta: Oye Pyar Karne Wale Kisi
Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte!

 

 

Boy: Mein Tumhe Bangla Dilaunga,
Car Dilaunga
.
Gold K Dher Laga Dunga
.
Girl: Accha Ye Batao Shaam
Ko Park Aao Ge Kya
.
Boy: Haan Agar Mom Ney Bus Ka
Kiraya De Diya Toh 😛 😀 😀

 

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Aashiqi 2 Dekhkar Ek Baat
To Samajh M Aa Gyi…
Agar Daaru Piyogey To 9-10
Saal M Mar Jaoge Lekin Agar
Daaru K Sath Ladki Bhi Aa Gyi To
Bhaiyya Packing Taiyyar
Rakho Kab Yamraj Darwaja
Khatkhata De Kuch Nhi Pta 😛 😉

 

 

 

Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 6 Months Back.
Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now?
Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key.

 

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Teacher: Tell Me The Name Of
Any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: Ms Excel
Lucky: Ms Word
Bittu: Ms Powerpoint
Pappu After Thinking A Lot,
“Ms Dhoni”!

 

 

Kya Apko Ladkian Pasand Hai?
Kya Aap Ladkion Ki Baten
Sunna Chahte Hai? Kya Aap
Hmesha Ladkio Se Ghire Rehna
Chahte Hai? To Beta Golgappe
Ka Thela Laga Lo.

 

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Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai.
Boy To Girl: Kia Me Aap Ka
Haath Choom Sakta Hoon….
Girl: Kion, Mere Honton Pe
Kaante Lage Hyn Kia… ?

 

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Dosti Nibhana Koi Aap Se
Sikhe Rishte Banna Koi Aap
Se Sikhe Bahut Tarif Karli
Ap Aap Ki Sms Ka Paisa Bachane
Koi Aap Se Sikhe.

 

 

Koi Aankhon Se Baat Kar
Leta Hai, Koi Aankhon Mein
Mulaqat Kar Leta Hai, Bara
Mushkil Hota Hai Jawab Dena,
Jab Koi English Mein Baat
Kar Leta Hai.

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Namaskar! Yeh Hamari Faltu
Sms Sewa He. Isme Hum Logo
Ko Waqt Bewaqt Pareshan
Kiya Karte Hein. Is Sewa Ka
Labh Uthane Ke Liye Shukriya.
Ab Aap Apna Kaam Kariye.

 

 

Ek Aap Ho Ki Sharmate Bahut
Ho, Ek Aap Ho Ki Itrate Bhi
Bahut Ho, Dil To Karta Hai
Ki Aapko Dinner Pe Ley Javein,
Lekin Kya Kare Kambakht Ki
App Khaate Bhi Bahut Ho.

 

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Aansun Tera Gire To Ankhen
Mere Ho, Dil Tera Dhadke To
Dhadkan Meri Ho, Bhagwan
Kare Humari Dosti Itni Gahre
Ho Ki Naukari Tum Karo Aur
Salary Meri Ho!

 

 

Gandi Wali Bezzati 😛
Ladka: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe
Kahi Bhi Rahe, Main Tujhe
Teri Khushboo Se Pehchan
Lunga.
.
.
Ladki: Mujhe Pehle Hi Pata
Tha Saale, Tu Hai Hi Kutta.

 

 

1 Aadmi Medical Shop Pe: Zeher Do,
Dukandar: Binaparchi Ke Nahi
Mil Sakta Aadmi Ne Shadi Ka
Card Dikhaya,
Dukandar: Bas Pagle Rulayega Kya,
Badi Bottle Du Ya Choti.

 

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Santa, Banta Exam Hal Me
Betha The, Ex Bahut Stirk
Tha Cheating Nhi Krne De
Rha Tha, Santa Ne Ek Chit
Likh K Examer Ko Di, Examer
Chup Chap Ja Kar Chair
Pe Beth Gya, Banta, Santa
Tuna Aisa Kya Likha Tha,
Santa Bus Yehi Sr Piche
Se Aap Ki Pant Fati Hai.

 

 

Solid Insult
Boy: I Love U
Girl: Bhonk Mat
Boy: I Cant Live Widout U
Girl: Bhonk Mat
Boy: I Will Give U Diamond Ring
Girl: Really
Boy: Bhonk Mat…

 

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2 Machr Bate Kr Rhe The
1st Bola: Mai Docter Bnuga.
2ndbola: Main Engineer Bnuga.
Itne Me Aunti Ne Mortin Jla Di.
Mchr Bole Sali Ne Pura
Career Khrab Kr Diya.

 

 

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao
Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?

Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

 

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Maa: Beta, Kya Kar Rahe Ho..??
Beta: Padh Raha Hun Ma..
Maa: Excellent..!!
Kya Padh Rahe Ho..??
Beta: Aapki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Msgs!

 

 

Santa: I Am Going Ka Kya
Matlab Hota Hai….?
Banta: Main Jaa Raha Hoon..

Santa: Aise To Tera Bap Bhi
Nahi Ja Sakta Pehle
Matlab Bata.

 

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Girl: My Janu Baby Shona
Ye Personal Aur Secret Me
Kya Difference Hota Hai
Boy: Tum Meri Gf Ho Ye Personal
Hai And Teri Behen Bhi Meri Gf
Hai Ye Secret Hai

 

 

Girl: Paros Wali Aunty Mujhe
Bohat Tang Karti Theen..
Jab B Kisi Ki Shadi Hoti Wo
Mere Gaal Kheench K Kehti
“Ab Tumhari Bari Hai”

Phir Maine Un Ki Ye Aadat
Khatam Karwa Di.

Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab Koi Mar Jata Tou Main
Un K Gaal Kheench K Kehti..
“Ab Aap Ki Bari Hai”

 

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Aapko Humse Kabhi Khone
Nahi Denge, Aapko Mujh Se
Alag Hone Nahi Denge, Kabhi
Sms Bhi Kar Dia Kro Warna,
Aankh Mein Mirchi Dal Denge
Aur Dhone Bhi Nahi Denge.

 

 

Ek Bar Karo Na Plz Kisi
Ko Pata Nahi Chalega Plz
Karo Naaa Muje Acha Lage Ga
Ek Bar Hamari Dosti Ki Khatr
Kar Do Na Plz Ek Pyara Sa Sms…

 

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Pulse Polio Team Ghar Aai.
Santa To Wife: Bandooq Or
Kartoos Kaha Hai?
Team Bhagi, Piche Se Santa Ne
Awaj Di, Ruko Oye Ruko’Ye
Humare Bacchon Ke Naam Hai!!’

 

 

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Santa Khudkushi Par Speech
De Raha Tha Khudkushi Paap Hai
Zulm Hai Gunah Hai
Buzdili Hai Pagalpan Hai
Khudkushi Krne Se Behtar Hai,
Insan Khud Ko Goli Maarle!

 

Hindi funny sms / best funniest text sms

Munna Bhai

Are Circit Yeh Doctor Log
Operation Se Pahle Patient
Ko Behosh Kiyon Karte Hai

Circit

Bhai Bole To Patient
Operaton Sikh Jayega To

 

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Sharabi: Agar Mere Haath Me
Sarkar Hoti To Mai Desh Ko
Badal Deta..
Wife: Haram Khor Pahle To Apna
Paizama To Badal Le Subah Se
Mera Salwar Pahen Ke ghoom Raha Hai..

 

 

Hindi funny sms / best funniest text sms

Santa: Wo Ladki Jo Ja Rahi
Hai Bahri Hai..?
banta: tujhe Kaise Pata…
Santa: Kal Maine Use I Love You
Kaha Tha To Boli Kal Hi
Maine New Sandal Liya Hai..

 

 

Teacher: Active ­Voice Aur
Passive Voice Ka Example Batao.. ??
.
Student: Active Voice: Tere Mast
Mast 2 Nain, Mere Dil Ka Le
Gaye Chain
.
Passive Voice: Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye
Chain, Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain..

 

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Girl: Ye Jo Samne Ladka
Betha Hai, Iska Naam Kya
Hai
Waiter: Yeh “Pappu” Hai..
Girl: Yeh Mujhe 1 Ghante Se
Pareshankar Raha Hain..
Waiter: Magar Wo To Apki
Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha Hai..
Girl: Yahi To Pareshanii Hai.

Moral: Duniya Shareefon
Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti..:d

 

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Solid Beizzati…
Ladki Pic Upload Karke Likhti Hai:
Hii Friendzz
Kesi Lag Rahi Hoon..?
Boy: Tere Baap Ne 15-20 Hazar
Ka Mob. Leke Diya Hai To
Ghar Me 500rs Ka Sheesha Bhi
Lagaya HogaUss Mein Dekh
Le. Humse Kya Poochti Hai
‘Bhootni’ Kahi Ki….;d ;D

 

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Police: Car Gas Par Hai
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Petrol Par
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Diesel Par
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Phir Kis Par Hai
Santa: Installment Par Hai.

 

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My Friend Texted Me..
Oye Joke Bhej.
I Replied.
Main Padhai Kr Rha Hoon.
After Sometime… Reply Came
Mast Hai.
Aur Bhej.
Hadd Hai Yarr Ab To Mera
Padna Bhi Mazak Lagta Hain

 

 

Maha Faduuu Joke … 😉
Santa Jab Bhi Kapde Dhota,
Baarish Ho Jaati…
Ek Din Dhoop Nikli
.
.
Usne Bhagwan Ka Shukrya Kiya
Aur Dukaan Se Surf Lene Gaya
Tabhi Achanak Zor Zor Se Badal
Garajney Lagey.
Santa Fatafat Aasman Ki Taraf
Muh Kar Ke Bola.
Kidhar..??
.
.
Mai To Biscuit Lene Aaya
Hu.

 

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Beta So Kar Utha To Ma
Boli, Bolo Me Lal Tumhe
Kiya Chahiye.? Chocklet .. Beta.. Bas Ik Sanam Chahiye
Aashqui Ke Liye..?

 

 

Boyfriend On Call:
Hey Baby, What R You Doing..
.
.
Girlfriend: Sir Dard Kar
Raha Hai Jaanu Sone Ja
Rahi Hu, And You Sweet Heart..
.
.
.
.
.
Boyfriend: Mai Cinema Hall
Me Tere Piche Baitha
Popcorn Kha Raha Hu Kamini…

 

Hindi funny sms / best funniest text sms

 

Bahut Namkeen Hai Vo Jise
Hum Chahte Hai, Har Pal
Khuda Se Usi Ko Mangte Hai,
Dil Tarasta Hai Use Paane Ko,
Kya Aapka Dil Nahi Karta
Kur kure Khaane Ki.

 

 

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