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Santa: Oye!what R U Doing?
Banta: Recording This Baby’s Voice.
Santa: Why?
Banta: When He Grows Up, I Shall
Ask Him What He Meant By This.

 

 

Tinu: Kauwa Telephone Par Baith
Kar Kanw Kanw Kyon Kar Raha Hai?
Chinu: Lagta Hai Wah Apani Aawaj
Dur Tak Pahunchana Chahta Hai.

 

 

Q. Doctor: App Ka Aur Aapki
Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai.
A. Man: Hoga, Zarur Hoga; 25
Saal Se Mera Khoon Jo Pee Rahi Hai.

 

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Q. What Is The Difference
Between Watch & Wife?
A. Ek Bigadti Hai To Bandh Ho
Jati Hai… Doosri Bigadti
Hai To Shuru Ho Jati Hai.

 

 

Assi B Smart, Tussi B Smart,
Sadda Nature B Cool,
Twadda B Cool, Assi B Cute,
Tussi B Cute, Bas 1 Chota
Sa Fark Hai, Assi Dil Se
Saaf, Tussi Dimag Se Saaf.

 

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Khidki Se Dekha To Raastey Pe
Koi Nahin Tha, Khidki Se Dekha
To Raastey Pe Koi Nahin Tha,
Raaste Pe Jaake Dekha
To Khidki Pe Koi Nahi Tha..

 

 

Tum Haste Raho, Nachte
Raho, Muskurate Raho,
Sada Khil Khilate Raho,
Khush Raho Aur Gungunate
Raho, Mera Kya Hai, Log
Tumhe Hi Pagal Samzhenge.

 

 

Dark Were Those Days, Without
Your Sight. When I Was In
Darkness, You Gave Me Light.
You Gave Me Strength To Make
Life Bright. Thank You So
Much Philips Tubelight..!

 

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Tinku: Yaar Shaadi Mein Dulhe
Ke Saath Baaraati Kyon Jate
Hain?
Pinku: Kyonki Kisi Ki Khushi
Mein Jao Ya Na Jao, Musibat
Mein Zaroor Jana Chahiye.

 

 

Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch
Itni Si Kahani Hai, Beeti
Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni
Si Kahani. Kuch Khud Barbad
Hue. Kuch “Orkut” Aur
“Facebook” Ki Meharbani Hai.

 

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Jab Ghee Shidhi Ungli Se
Na Nikle To Chamach Ka
Istemal Kiya Karo Har Baat
Me Ungli Karna Achi Baat Nahi.

 

 

Santa: Papa! Shaadi Me Kul
Milakar Kitna Kharch Hota
Hai?
Pita: Pata Nahi Beta, Mai
Abhi Tak Chuka Raha Hu.

 

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Son To Dad: Papa, Mein Itna
Bada Kab Hounga Ki Mein Mummy
Se Bina Puche Bahar Ja Saku?
Papa: Beta Abhi Itna
Bada To Mein Bhi Nahi Hua!!

 

 

Patni Ka Honth Upar Se Thoda
Kat Gaya. Doctor Ne Dawai Lagaakar
Taanke Laga Diye Pati Chupchap
Dekhta Raha Phir Usne Doctor Ke
Kaan Me Kaha Doctor Saahab, Dono
Hontho Ko Taanke Lagaakar
Seene Ki Aap Kitni Fees Lenge

 

 

Autowala To Santa: Sahab, 100 Rupaye
Ho Gaye. Santa Ne 50 Rupaye Autowale
Ko De Diye.
Autowala: Sahab Ye To Gundagardi Hai,
Meter Ki Hisab Se 100 Rupaye Hue Hai.
Santa: Tu Bhi To Baithkar Aaya Hai,
Tera Kiraya Bhi Kya Mujhe Dena Parega!

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Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Premika
Ko Himmat Jutakar Keh Dala
I Love You. Premika (Gusse Se)
Jara Pyar Se Nahi Keh Sakte?
Santa: I Love You Didi!!

 

 

Shadi Do Tarah Ki Hoti Hai
Ek Arrange Mariage, Jahan
Ghar Ke Sare Log Mil Kar Koi
Purana Badla Lete Hai Aur
Gaddhe Mein Dal Dete Hain.
Aur Dusra Love Marriage Jahan
Banda Khud Se Badla Leta Hain.

 

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Chaahta Hu Tujhe Pyaar
Du, Dost Pe Apni Jindagee
Waar Du, Jab Tera Message
Nahi Milata To, Man Karta
Hai Teri Jaan Nikaal Du.

 

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Ek Raat Ek Chor Santa Ke
Ghar Me Ghus Gaya Aur
Bola: Sona Kaha Hai? Santa
Neend Mein: Are Yaar,
Pura Ghar Khaali Pada Hai,
Kahi Bhi Jaake Soja..!

 

 

Do Ladke Santa Ke Saath
Motorcycle Per Jaa Rahe
They. Policeman Ne Hath
Dikhakar Rok Liya. Santa
Oye! Pehle Hi Teen Baithe
Hain, Ab Tu Kaha Bethega!

 

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Yeh Jo Hasinao Ke Baal Hote
Hai, ladko Ko Fasane Ke Jaal
Hote Hai, pee Jati Hai Sara
Khoon Ladko Ka, tabhi To
Gaal Itne Laal Hote Hain..

 

 

Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam
Uthaayi Liya Paper Aur
Tasveer Teri Banayi Socha
Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga
Kar Rakhenge Magar Vo To
Baccho Ko Draane Ke Kaam Aayi.

 

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Pyar Karnewale Pareshan Ho
Jate Hai, Shadi Karnewale
Sharabi Ban Jate Hai, Divorce
Dene Wale Devdas Ban Jate
Hai, Hum Se Dosti Karane
Wale Sms Expert Ho Jate Hai..

 

 

Santa Ki Lottery Lagi
Pandit: Kuch God Ko Bhi Do
Santa Ne Saare Note Hawa
Mai Ufa Diye Aur Bola God
Tujhe Jitne Chaiye Rake Le,
Jo Niche Gire Wo Mere 🙂

 

 

Santa Ne Radio On Keya Par
Radio Nhi Chala. Santa Ne
Radio Ko Khol Ker Deka Uske
Ander Ek Chuha Mara Huwa
Tha Usne Sucha Ke Radio Me
Gane Bala Hi Mar Gya Hai.

 

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School Teacher Sent Home A
Note. Your Son Is An Obedient
& Bright Student But Spends
Too Much Time With Girls.
Mother Sent A Note Back:
Please Advise A Solution!
Father Has The Same Problem.

 

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Nazre Mile Jab Wo Akele
Thi, Dosti Hue Jab Sath Sehali
Thi, Pyar Gya To Wo Pehle
Thi, Dusro Ke Sath Bhaag To
Pata Chala Yaaron, Wo Us Aerea
Ke Chikni Chmeli Thi..!

 

 

Santa Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Aap
Ko, Aaine Main Dekha Or Bola
Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai
Oye! Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi
Haramkhor H, Jo Shadi K Album
Me Meri Biwi K Sath Tha..

 

 

Biwi Raat Me Kapde Utarte Hue
Tirchi Nazar Se Santa Ke Tarf
Dekhte Hue Boli..
Pata Hai Na Kya Karna Hai.
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.
.
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Santa: Tere Aisi Ki Taisi, Main
Inti Raat Ko Kapde Nhi Dhounga!

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Santa: Yaar Murgi K Bache
Ande Todkar Bahar Kaise Aa
Jate He?
Banta: Mujhe To Ye Samj Me
Nahi Aata Saale Band
Ande Me Ghus Kaise Jate He.

 

 

Ek Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Kaha
Janu Tum Meri Zindagi Ho
Tum Meri Har Khushi Ho.. Patni
Khush Ho Kar Boli Aur Kar
Kaho Na. Pati Aur Kya Kahu Lanat
Hai Aisi Zindgi Pe Jaha Khushi
Se Achhi Lagti Khudkhushi Ho.

 

 

Santa Ke Tapsya Se Kush Hokar
Bhagwan Bole: Var Mango Vats..
Santa: Parbhu!! Aap Jaise
Soch Rhe Hai Main Waisa Nhi
Hun, Mujhe Vadhu Chahiye..!

 

 

Lions Sleep 18 Hrs A Day But,
A Donkey Work 18hrs A Day.
If Hardwork Is Secret To
Success, Then Donkey Would
Have Been King Of Jungle.
Be Lazy.. Think Crazy!!

 

 

Girl: Kal Mein Tumhare Liye
Rakhi Layi Thi. Tumne Bandhwai
Kyun Nahi?
Boy: Agar Kal Mein Tere Liye
Mangalsutra Lau To Kya Tu
Pehen Legi? Baaat Karti Hai.

 

 

Naa Dekh Aasman Ko Itni
Hasrat Se. Ae Dost Kisi
Parinde Ne Muh Pe Gustakhi
Kar Di. To Sari Hasrato
Ka Janaza Nikal Jayega.

 

 

Koi New Msg Hai Kya, Agar H
To Us Par Dabur Honey Laga
K, Din Me Do Bar Chaato,
Kyuki Send To Karoge Nahi. Kam
Se Kam Thodi Sehat To Banegi.

 

 

Ak Machchar Aandhi Me Fas Gaya
Tha, Usne Ak Ped Ko Pakad
Rakha Tha, Aandhi Band Hone Par
Pasine Pochhtey Hua, Machchar
Kahne Laga, Aaj Agr Mai Na
Hota To Ye Ped Gir Hi Jata.

 

 

Padosi: Yaar Tere Ghar Se
Roz Hansi Ki Awaz Aati Hai
Is Khush Haal Zindagi Ka
Raaz Kya Hai?
Aadmi: Meri Biwi Mujhe Jooton
Se Maarti Hai, Lag Jaay To Wo
Hansti Hai, Na Lage To Main Hansta
Hoon. Khuda Ka Shukar Hai, Hansi
Khushi Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai.

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Sometimes Things Look So
Romantic In Hindi Like:
Mein Kho Gaya Hun Tere
Pyar Mein, Ab Tum B Kho Jao..
Now Try In English: Im Lost
In Ur Love, Now U Get Lost.

 

 

Sometimes Things Look So
Romantic In Hindi Like:
Mein Kho Gaya Hun Tere
Pyar Mein, Ab Tum B Kho Jao..
Now Try In English: Im Lost
In Ur Love, Now U Get Lost.

 

 

Nokrani: Madam Aapke Bete
Ne Macchar Kha Lia,
Madam: Toh Jaldi Se Docter
Ko Bula Nokrani: Ab Darne
Ki Koi Baat Nahi.
Maine All Out! Pila Diya.

 

 

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