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Wife – Darling,honestly what age would U say about me?
Husband – Well,judging from ur skin,20,ur hair,18;ur smile,16 n ur figure, 25
Wife – Y U r flattering?
Husband – Hey,wait a minute.I haven’t added them up yet.

 

 

Doctor after a short exam of wife:
Doctor to husband – Ur’s wife’s mind is completely gone.
Husband – I m not surprised.She has been giving a piece of it 2 me everyday for the past 20 years

 

 

Husband – when I’m gone U will never find another man like me.
Wife – What makes you think I’d want another man like U.

 

 

Husband – Today is Sunday n I have 2 enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife – Why 3? Husband – For U n ur parents.

 

 

Wife to husband – Achha jee aaj aap office se ghar jaldi kyo aa gaye?
husband – achanak mere boss ko gussa aaya aur bola jahannum me jao…

 

Husband Wife funny jokes sms for fun

It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow.
Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. “Oh, I don’t know”,
she said. “Just give me something with diamonds”.
So I got her a pack of playing cards. Didn’t go over so well.

 

 

 

WIFE means W: wonderful I: item F: for E: entertainment.
HUSBAND means H: handsome U: useful S: smart B: but A: at N: night D: dangerous

 

 

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling ,
it means :- With Idiot Forever..

 

 

 

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,What should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

 

 

A married couple come to the marriage counselor. The wife complains:
– We were having a perfect marriage until his girlfriend started dating my boyfriend..

 

 

A girl tells her boyfriend:
– After our marriage I will let you kiss me where nobody else has kissed me.
– Where is that?
– In Hawaii.

 

 

A lot of things have changed in my life since I got to know that my girlfriend got pregnant. My name, living address, phone number…

 

 

A woman come to a doctor, with bumps and bruising all over her body. The woman complains that it was her husband, who beat her. Doctor tells in surprise:
– I thought your husband was out of town.
– So did I..

 

 

 

Funny jokes about relationship – Successful man and woman
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

 

Funny jokes about relationship – Compliment
Woman standing in front of the mirror complains to her husband:
– I look ugly. At least you tell me any compliment!
– Your vision is perfect!

 

 

Funny jokes about relationship – Marriage
Marriage is a workshop, where man works and woman shops.

 

 

Funny jokes about relationship – Marriage certificate
A wife to her husband:
– Honey, what are you doing?
– I’m reading our marriage certificate
– What for?
– I’m looking for the expiry date..

 

 

 

Funny relationship jokes – Woman don’t understand
Woman don’t understand how a man with two kidneys may say that he can’t afford to buy her a new fur coat…

 

 

Funny relationship jokes – Nothing
Man: what you have prepared to eat today?
Wife: nothing
Man: but you did nothing yesterday
Wife : I made it for two days.

 

 

 

Wife: what you was doing today?
Man: nothing
Wife: Well, but you did nothing yesterday
Man: Haven’t finished yet.

 

 

Funny relationship jokes – Good story
Want to hear an interesting story? Send a message to your wife:
“I know everything, how could you?”.

 

 

Funny relationship jokes – Marriage
Anyone who says their wedding days was the best day of their life, has obviously never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

 

 

Funny relationship jokes – My best friend
Two friends talking:
– What’s up?
– My wife left me for my best friend..
– I thought I was your best friend…
– Now he is.

 

 

Funny husband wife jokes – lovers
Two friends talking:
– I think my wife has a lover – a florist.
– How do you know?
– When I returned home after work, I found freshly gathered roses on the bed.
– Well, and I think my wife has a lover – a plumber.
– How do you know?
– When I returned home after work, I found a plumber, lying on the bed.

 

 
“My Darling,” said a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend for lunch.”
“What? Are you crazy?” The wife replied. The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, and I am not going to prepare any meal.”
“I know that” husband replied.
“So why did you invite him then”? She asked.
“Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.”

 

 

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