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Ladki: Agr Main Mar Jau
To Tum Kya Karoge?
Ladka: Main Bhi Mar Jaunga..
Ladki: Itna Pyar Karte
Ho Mujhse..?
Ladka: Pyar Vyar Kuch Nhi Tere
Chkkar Me Udhari Itne Ho
Gye Ki Jeena Muskil Hai..!

 

 

Techar Papua Se..
Techar: Agar Koi Moti Ladki
Palat Ke Wapis Aaye To Iss
Sentense Ko
English Me Kya Kehange?
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Papu: GOL MAAL RETURNS!

 

 

Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon
Ki Shakal Se Pata Lag
Jaata Hai Ki Unke Dimag
Mai Kya Chal Raha Hai.
Student: Fir Bhi Ap Apna
Dupatta Sahi Nahi Kr Rahi Ho!

 

 

Money Can Buy A House Not
Home, A Bed But Not Sleep,
Medicine But Not Health..
Money Is Dirty It Only Causes
Pain And Suffering.. Send Me
All Ur Money And Be Happy..!

 

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2 Student Raat Me Padhte Huye
1st: Kitne Baje Hai Yaar.??
2nd Ne Patthar Uthakar Samne
Girls Hostel Me Mara. 1 Ladki
Nikli Boli: Kamino Ab To So
Jao Raat Ke 2 Baj Rahe Hai.

 

 

Defination Of Lady Doctor
Is, That Beautiful Dashing
Girl Wearing Angel White
Coat, Holding Ur Hand Looking
Into Ur Eyes.. And Still
Want Ur Pulse To Be Normal!

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Sharabi Hawa Me Coin Uchaal
Kar Bola: Heads Aaya To Wiskey,
Tails Aaya To Vodka, Zamin Pe
Khda Rha To Rum, Aur Hawa Me
Rha To Aaj Se Daaru Band..!

 

 

Chahe Head Aaye Ya Tel,
Jeetenge Hum He Toss, Kyuki
Hum Hai Sms Ke Boss, Chahe
Romace, Action, Darma, Ya Ho
Fight, Boss Is Allways Right!!

 

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Jo Jitahe Woh Sikandar,
Jo Harre Woh Jail Ke
Aandar, Jo Ye SMS Share
Kare Usko Jaadu Ke Jahppi,
Jo Unlike Kare Use
Bandar Ke Pappi, Soch Lo Ab!

 

 

Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear!
On Choosing One He Asks:
How Much For This?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear
Dikhaao.! Party Wear Nahi Chahiye!

 

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Santa Ke Lips Jale Hue Thay!
Banta: Kaise Jale.?
Santa: Wife Ko Railway Station
Drop Karne Gaya Tha..!
Banta: To.?
Santa: Khusi Ke Mare, Train
Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya.!!!

 

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Banta: Ye Chaku Kyu Ubaal
Rahe Ho.?
Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye!
Banta: To Fir Ubaalne Ki
Kya Zarurat Hai.?
Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye!

 

 

Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..!
Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi
Ho Jayegi..
Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.?
Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..!
Hot Coffee = Rs 15
Cold Coffee = Rs 45

 

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A Street Dog Was Chasing
Santa And He Was Laughing..
A Bystander: Why Are U Laughing.?
Santa: I Have An Airtel Phone,
But Still Hutch
Network Is Following Me..!!!

 

 

Pyar Ho Jata Hain Ya Karna
Padta Hain..? Cute Answer By
A Beautiful Girl.. Ladka
Smart Ho To Ho Jata Hain, Agar
Ameer Ho To Karna Padta Hain.

 

 

 

Techar: Student Se Lofar
Aur Offer Me Kya Antar Hai,
Student: Agr Ladka I Love
U Bole To Lofar, Aur Agr
Ladki Bole To Offer!

 

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Dr: Aapke Biwi Ab Sirf 2
Din Ke Mehman Hai,
Santa: Sorry Ke Koi Baat
Nhi Hai Doctar Saab,
Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gye To 2
Din Hi Nikal He Jayenge!

 

 

 

Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge
Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene
Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai Thake
Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To
Din Raat Karunga Qki
Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..!

 

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Santa: Main Ek Baar Jungle Mein
Susu Karne Gaya Toh Waha Per
Sher Tha.
Banta: Phir Kya Hua?
Santa: Maine Sher Se Kaha, Pehle
Tum Karlo, Mera Toh Ho Gaya Hai.

 

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Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe
Chad Jaun To.. Engineering
College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi
Banta: Pir Hath Chod Dena,
To Medical
College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi

 

 

Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do
Yaaro.. Pyar Ko Laat Maaro
Yaaro.. Meri Baat Maano Yaaro,
Na Chandramukhi Na Paaro..
Roz Raat Ek Kingfisher Maaro,
Aur Chain Se Zndgi Guzaaro..!

 

 

Ek Waqt Tha Jab Aapke Msg Aise
Aate Thay, Jaise Kisi Ne Aap
Ke Sar Pe Pistol Rakhi Hui Hai,
Aur Aap Se Sms Karwa Raha Hai..
Magar Ab To Lagta Hai Kisi
Ne Aap Ko Goli Hi Maar Di Hai!

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Kya Halat Ho Gayi Hai Zamane
Ki, Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai
Paise Bachane Ki.. Sms To Company
Ne Kab Ke Saste Kar Diye,
Par Fitrat Nahi Badli
Tumhari Chillar Bachane Ki..

 

 

Raj In Hotel, Mai Yaha Nahi
Rahunga Mere Paise Wapas
Karo.. Itna Chota Room Mujhe
Janwar Samjha Hai Kya..?
Waiter: Mere Baap, Room Me
Chal Ye Lift Hai..!

 

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Beta: Papa Ye Sms Kisi Kehte
Hain, Aur Ye Kis Ke Kaam
Aata Hai?
Papa: Beta Ye Vip Log Bhejte
Hain Aur Kanjoos Logo Ke
Padhne Ke Kaam Aata Hai.!

 

 

Ek Aadmi God Se: Tune Bachpan
Diya Cheen Liya, Jawani Diya
Cheen Le, Paise Diye Wapis Le
Liye, Ek Biwi Bhi
De Hai Lena Bhul Gya Kya…?

 

 

Dost Ruthe To Rab Ruthe,
Fir Ruthe To Jag Chute,
Aur Agr Fir Ruthe To…
Utaar Chppal Maar Saale Ko
Jab Tak Ke Chappal Na Toote!

 

 

Girlfriend Or Boyfriend Ke
Ek He School Me Sath Padhne
Se Kya Fayda Hota Hai.?
Socho.. Aur Socho..
Ans: Attendance 100% Hota Hai.

 

 

Principal: Class Ke Saare Bacche
Time Se Aa Jaate Hai But Tum
Roz Late Aate Ho Kyu..?
Student: Sir , Jhund Me To Kutte
Aate Hai, SHER
To Humesa Akela He Aata Hai..!

 

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In Exam Teacher Said: Write Ur
Lovers Name On Paper
After 5 Sec All Girls Said:
Finished Madam After 1 Hour All
Boys Said: Extra Sheet Plzzz
Thoko Like Boys K Liye

 

 

 

Santa Bank Me Paise Jama Karne Gaya
Cashier: Tumhare Note Nakli Hai
Santa: Tujhe Kya Fark Padta Hai ?
Jama To Mere Account Me Ho Raha Hai Na.

 

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Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo
Mere Hai, Aankhe Uske Jheel
Se Gehari Hai, Parpose Kar
Kar Ke Tahak Gaya, Tab Jaake
Jaana Ke Woh Behari Hai…!

 

 

 

Beta: Maa Hum Diwali Ke Sare
Pathke Is Dukaan Se Lenge..
Maa: Beta Ye Dukaan Nhi
Girls Hostel Hai..
Boy: Par Papa To Kehta Hai
Yaha Ek Se Ek Patakhe Hai..!

 

 

 

Ek Kabutar Behosh Ho Gaya,
Admi Ne Use Ghar Le Ja
Kar Pinjre Me Rakha,
Kabutar Ko Hosh Aiya To
Bola “Aaila Jail”! Woh
Car Wala Mar Gaya Kya??

 

 

Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jaate
Hain, Fir Bhi Labon Pe Hansi
Rakne Padhte Hai, Ye Haal
Tab Hota Hai Jab Lambe Safar
Me SUSU Rokne Padhta Hai.

 

 

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