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Lipu: My Love Affair Has
Been Such A Sweet Dream,
I Cannot Wait To Get
Married. What Is
Marriage LiVe ?
Dipu: Marriage Is The
Alarm Clock !¡!¡.

 

 

Father: Beti Aj Tum Ne Phone
Par Sirf 1 Ganta Bat Ki, Tum
Ne To Kabi 4 Ghantay Se Kum
Bat Hi Nahi Ki.

Beti: “Papa Ye Wrong Numbr Tha”.

 

 

Q: How Do You Keep A
Fool Busy For Hours?
A:
Give Him A Piece Of Paper
With Please Turn Over
Written On Both Sides.

 

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Aman: Aaj Mai Ne Pani Ko
Ullu Bana Diya
Chaman: Pani Ko Ullu Bana
Diya Woh Kaise
Aman: Subah Mai Ne Pani
Garam Kiya Aur
Thande Pani Se Naha Liya.

 

 

Effect Of Aashiqui 2
Santa: Abe Toilet Se
Jaldi Bahar Nikal..
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Banta: Sun Raha Hai Na Tu..
Dho Raha Hu Main

 

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Boyfriend Ek Aisi Cheez Hai…
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Jiss K Samne
Chipkali, Aur Cockroach Se
Darne Wali Ladki Bhi.
Sherni Ban K Ghumti Hai.

 

 

 

Ekbar Ek Sharabi Ja Raha
Tha Achanak Kichchad Me
Gir Gaya Itneme Bijli
Chamki Sharabi Bola He
Bhagwan Ek To Kichchad
Me Gira Diya Aur Photo
Bhi Khinch Liya.

 

 

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Dosti Karo College Waali
Se.. Pyar Karo Office
Waali Se.. Baaten Karo
Pados Waali Se.. Aankh
Ladaao Saali Se.. Love
Karo Dil Waali Se.. Aur
Maar Khaao Ghar Waali Se..!

 

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Teacher: 1 Din Esa Ayega
Jab Prithvi Par Pani Nahi
Rahega, Jiv Jantu Nasht
Ho Jayenge Prithvi Tabah
Ho Jayegi.
Santa: Sir To Kya Us Din
Bhi Tution Aana Hai?

 

 

Interviewer: To Bataiye Pani
K Bina Insan Kaise Marega?
Santa: pani Nhi Hoga To Insan
Tair Nhi Payega.tair Nhi Payega
To Doob Jayega Aur Mar Jayega.

 

 

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Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya..
Banta: Kitne Run Banaye?
Santa: Century Hone Me 99
Run Baki The Or Mai Out Ho Gaya.
Banta: Shit Yaar So Close!

 

 

 

Little Girl: Jab Me Badi Ho
Jaungi Aap Apne Ladkay Ki
Shaadi Mujse Karwaoge??
Shopkeeper Smiling: Haan Beta
Zarur Karwaonga..
Little Girl: To Apni Hone Wali
Bahu Ko 1 Dairymilk Do Na…

 

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Dr: Lo Nikal Diya Kharab
Daant Tha.. Par Tum Chillati
Bahut Ho Us Din Kiya Hoga..
Girl: Kis Din.
Dr: Jaan Do Chodo Waise
Padhne Wale Bahut Kameene
Hai Samjh Gaye Honge.?

 

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Sharabi Road Pe Pada Tha..
Police: Itni Kyu Pee Rakhi Hai..
Sharabi: Mazburi Thi..
Police: Kya Mazburi Thi ?
Sharabi: Bottal Ka Dhakkan
Gum Ho Gaya Tha.

 

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Maa: Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni
Raat Tak
Beti: Boyfriend Ke Saath,
Maa: Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
Beti: Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair
& Lovely Hai Na.

 

 

What Is Difference Between
DD And Cheque..?
DD Is Like Wife Which Is Being
Trusted..
But.,
Cheque Is Like Girlfrnd, Which
Can Bounce Anytime..!

 

 

Whats Common Between Clouds
And Wife..?
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When Both Are Not Around We
Call It A Pleasant Day..!

 

 

Printing On Wedding Cards
Should Be Made Compulsory
Like On Cigarette Boxes

Statutory Warning
“Marriage Is Injurious To Your
Financial & Mental Health”.

 

 

Raat Ko 12 Baje Ladki Ne
Boyfriend Ko Call Kia Aur
Kaha, Ghar Par Koi Nahi
Hai, Boyfriend Uske Ghar
Gaya Aur..

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Sach Much Koi Nahi Tha,
Tala Laga Tha!

 

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Ab Mujhe Meri Gf Ny Hurt
Kiya Tu Dil Krta Tha K
Dunia He Chhor Doon..
.
Lakin,
Pir Mane Dil Ko Samjaya
.
Yaar Tere Se Facebook To
Chhoda Nhi Jata,
Duniya Kya Ghanta Chhodega.

 

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Two Girls Bus Mein Seat Ke
Liye Lad Rahi Thi.
Conductor: Kyu Lad Rahi Ho?
Jo Umar Me Badi Ho Wo Baith
Jaye Bas Phir Kya
Dono Pure Raste
Didi Aap Baitho Kerti Rahi.

 

 

 

Boy Bhari Bus Me 1 Ladki Ko
Touch Kar Raha Tha.
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Ladki – Excuse Me Aap Achchha
Nahi Kar Rahe Hai..
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Boy – Madam Itni Bheed Me Is
Se Achchha Nahi Ho Sakta..

 

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Railway Station Warning Board:
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Rail Ki Patri Par Baith Kar
Potty Na Karein.. Aap Roz Haath
Se Pichwada Dhotehain, Kisi Din
Picchwade Se Haath Dho Baithenge..

 

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Ek Bar Sholey Team Ne Ipl
Me Part Lia.. Sholey Team
K Bowlers Ne 20 Over Me 120
Diye Par Extras Me 200 De Diye.
Pucho Q
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Are Yar Wicket Keepr Thakur Tha

 

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Ab Batao In Mey Se Santa
Kon Hai.. ??
Customer: Ek Colgate Dena..
Dukaandaar: Kaun Sa..
Customer: Pepsodent.

 

 

Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He
Wah Wah
Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He
Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum
Cid Se Aaye He

 

 

 

Toofani Raat..
Ek Ladka Bus Ka Wait Kr
Raha Tha.. Achanak Se Ek
Ladki Chhata Laga Ke Jati
Hui Dikhai Di..
Girl: Hey Aao Chhate Me Aa Jao..
Boy: Sorry Sister And Runs Away
Quickly..
Moral: Moral Woral Kuch Nahi..
Ladki Ke Pair Ulte The..
Hahaha Jo Samjhe Thoko Like.

 

 

 

Ek Din Pappu Akela Udas Nadi
Ke Kinare Baithkr Usme Pathar
Phek Rha Tha.
.
Tabhi Ek Mendhak Nikla Aur
Bola.. Aja Pani Ke Abhi Teri
Udasi Dur Kr Deta Hu
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Kutte, Kaminey Meri Gf Ka Sir
Fod Diya..

 

 

 

Hum Kabhi Padh Na Sake
Kyuki
Padhai Sirf Do Wajahse Hoti He
1=shok Se
2=dar Se
Faltu Ke Shok Hm Palte Ni
Or Darte To Hm Kisi K Baap Se
Bhi Nhi…

 

 

Our Next Generation Will
Not B Able To See
Polar Bears And Tigers !!
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To Ham Kya Kare? Hamne Bhi
To Kabhi Dinasaur Nhi Dekhe,
Kabhi Shikayat Ki ?

 

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Banta Dairy Likh Raha Tha
Aaj Meri Behan Ko Baccha
Hone Wala Hai Pata Nahi
Ladka Hoga Ya Ladki, Isliye
Mujhe Ye Bhi Pata Nahi Ki Me
.
Mama Banunga Ya Mami.

 

 

 

Girlfriend & Bluetooth
Dono Ek Jaise Hote Hai?
.
Pass Hona Pe Connect Rehete Hai…
.
Aur Door Hone Pe
“New Device Found”

 

latest funny sms / jokes sms & Funniest text messages

 

Friend Aur Bestfriend Me
Kya Farq Hai….?
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Friend Kahete Hai,
“Plz Drive Safe & Slow”
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Aur Bestfriend Kahete Hai,
“Bhaga Bhootni Ke Bhaga Aage
Scooty Pe Ek Item Ja Rahi Hai.”

 

 

Banta And His Girlfriend Have
A Chat At A Romantic Dinner.
Girlfriend: “Will You Love Me
Even After Marriage?”
Banta Looks Around In Surprise
And Says, “If Your Husband
Agrees Then Yes I Surely Will.”

 

 

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