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Modern Insult..
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Boy To Girl: I Love You
And Want To Marry You
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Girl: Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai
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Boy: Dekhi Hai Tabhi To Tere
Paas Aaya Hoon Warna Katrina
Kaif Ke Paas Jaata..

 

Latest very funny jokes text sms Messages

Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko
Saap Kaat Rha Hai Kuch To Kar…
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Banta: Abey, Wo Kaat Nhi Rha..
Uska ‘Zeher’ Khat Am Hogya Hai
To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya Hai
Hehehehe

 

 

Police: Where Do You Live?
Johnny: With My Parents
Police: Where Does Your Parents Live?
Johnny: With Me
Police: Where Do You All Live?
Johnny: Together
Police: Where Is Your House?
Johnny: Next To My Neighbours House
Police: Where Is Your Neighbour’s House?
Johnny: If I Tell You, You Won’t Believe Me
Police: Tell Me
Johnny: Next To My House.

 

 

Interviewer: Just Imagine,
You Are In 8th Floor,
It Caught Fire, How Will You Escape?
Santa: Its Very Simple,
I Will Stop My Imagination..!!

 

 

Bhagwan Ko Gussa Kab Aata
Hai Jab ..? Jab Koi Ladki
Shadi Se Pahle Pregnent
Ho Jaye.. Aur Uski Ma Kahe
He Bhagwan Ye Tone Kiya Kiya.

 

 

Beth Kar Uski Zulfon Ke
Saye Me Meri Wafaon Ko
Josh Aya, Phir?
Us Ke Bhai Ne Dekh Liya
Aur Shaam Ko Hospital
Me Hi Hosh Aya.

 

Latest very funny jokes text sms Messages

Boy: Meri Gf Banogi.. ??
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Gal: Mere Parents Allow Nai
Karte..
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Boy: Haan Kamini Jaise Mere
Baap Ne To Mujhe Akhil
Bhartiya Ladki Patao
Abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana
Rakha Hai..

 

 

Aaj Mujhe Ek Ladki Kehti Hai..
Mujhe Facebook Pe Id Bana Do..
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Maine Kaha: Tujhe Id Chalani
Aati Bhi Hai Kya.. ??
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Woh Boli: Chala Aap Lena..
Main Picche Baith Jaungi…:

 

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Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne
Wale Kya Jane, Pyar Ke
Rivazon Ko Zamana Kya Jane,
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef
Ladki Patane Mein, Ye Ghar
Pe Baitha Ladki Ka Baap
Kya Jaane.

 

 

Shadi Humne Ki Suhagrat
Manawo Kaise? Dulhan Ka
Ghoghat Khola Bolti Hai
De De Kuch Paise…?

 

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Pyaar Ko Mat Chupao Use
Jarurat Hai Jatane Ki..
Apni Partibha Ko Mat Chupao
Use Jarurat Hai Badhane Ki.
Ab Aur Parfume Mat Lagao.
Aapko Jarurat Hai Nahane Ki.

 

 

With Just A Single Kiss
On The Lips For 30sec,
She Got Pregnant..!
Who Is She?
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Balloon.

 

Latest very funny jokes text sms Messages for friend

Santa To A Chinese: Oye Tu
American Hai?
Chinese: No, I Am Chinese.
Santa: Nahi Tu American Hi Hai.
Chinese: No, I Am Chinese.
Santa: Nahi Tu American Hai,
American Hai Toh American Hi Hai.
Chinese: Acha Yaar, Main American
Hi Hun, Khush?
Santa: Yaar Lekin Tu Shakal Se
Toh Chinese Lagta Hai.

 

 

Ek Aadmi Sasural Gaya,
Uski Saas Ne Use 7 Din
Tak Subah Sham Palak Ka
Saag Khilaya… 8 Ve Din
Pucha.. Beta, Kya Khaoge?
Aadmi Bola:: Mummyji Khet
Dikha Do, Khud Hi Char Aaunga….=)

Latest very funny jokes text sms Messages

 

Sharabi Daaru Pee Pee Kar
Mar Gaya, Lekin Marte Marte
Bhi Keh Gaya: Daaru Toh
Branded Hi Peeta Tha,
Saala Liver Hi Local Nikla…

 

 

Ek Shrabi Ka Court Mein
Case Chal Raha Tha Judge
Kaha Order Order. Shrabi
Rply 1 Chilli Chkn Royal
Stag With Soda Jaldi Le Aao.

 

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Ultimate Beizzati:
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Garmi Main Bus Stop Pe 20 Log
Bus Ka Intazaar Kar Rahe The.
Ek Bhikhari Aaya Sabse Ek Ek
Rupye Lekar Auto Main Baithkar
Chala Gaya..

 

 

When I Was Studying
My Mom Was Calling Me But I
Did Not Respond I Was Deeply
Involved In Studies But She
Called Me Again N Again
I Shouted Plz Leave Me To Study,
My Exam Is Near Plz. I Want To
Study , I Want To Study..
My Mom Slaped Me And Said.. .
Stop Dreaming Wake Up N Study

 

 

1 Dukhi Aadmi Bola
“Aisi Zindgi Se To Maut Achi”
Achanak Yamdut Aaya Or
Bola “Tumhari Jan Lene Aya Hu”.
Admi: Lo Batao Ab Dukhi Insan
Mazak Bhi Nhi Kar Sakta.

Latest very funny jokes text sms for student

 

Teacher: Childrens Exams
Are Near, If U Have Any
Doubt U Can Ask Me..
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Boys: In Which Printing Press
The Question Paper Are Printed? .

 

Latest very funny jokes text sms for girl

Girl: Whats Ur Name.
Boy: Black Lion.
Girl: R U Joking?
Boy: No It Means Kalo Singh And Ur Name.
Girl: Soft Underwear.
Boy: R U Joking?
Girl: No It Means Komal Chadda.

 

 

Ladka: Tum Mere Sapno Me,
Khwabo Me, Zazbato Me Rehti Ho…
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Ladki: Bhaiya, Tumko Kisi Ne
Bewkuf Banaya Hai,
Main to ‘DELHI’ Me Rehti Hoon …

 

two girl funny jokes sms

Two Girls Were Sitting At
A Club. One Was Ugly And
The Other One Was Beautiful.
Pappu: Walked Straight To The Ugly Girl.
Pappu: Hi!
Girl: Hi!!
Pappu: Wanna Dance ?
Girl: Yes (Excited)
Pappu: Ok, Go And Dance,
I Wanna Talk To Your Friend. 😛

 

 

Santa: Mai To Duvidha Me
Fanss Gaya Hu..
Banta: Wo Kaise?
Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup
Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota,
Aur Makeup K Bina Biwi
Bardast Nhi Hoti!

 

latest funny jokes sms for wife

Biwi Ko Thappad Marne K
Baad Pati Bola Aadmi Use
Hi Marta Hai, Jise Wo Pyar
Karta Hai Biwi Ne Bhi 2 4
Kheech Ke Mare Or Boli Aap
Kya Smjte Ho, Mai Apse Pyar
Nhi Karti.

 

 

Wo Kehte H Ladne Se
“Mohabbat” Badhti Hai..
Yeh Sunte Hi Hum Uski Ankh Pe
“Mukka” Mar K Bhag Aaye!
:-

<(‘,’)>
. (“(
_/ /_ Thik Kiya Na.!

 

latest funny jokes sms for boy

Boy: Mujhe Pyar Karti Ho
To Kal College Me White
Dress Pehn Ke Aana.
Ladki Black Pehn K I
Boy: Tu Jab Jhuki To Maine
Dekh Liya Ke Tu Mujhe Andar
Se Pyar Karti Hai.

 

 

Girl: Aaj Mai Tumhe
Wo Jagah Dikhaungi Jahan Mera
Apendix Operation Hua Hai.
Boyfriend Gets Excited,
Yes!
I’wud Luv To See That Spot.
Girl: Ye Dekho Guwahati Medical College

 

 

American, Australian &
Indian Watching Ipl Together..
American: “Amazing Six”
Australian: “Oh What A Shot”
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Indian: “Ohh Bc.. 3 Number Wali
Cheer Leader Ko Dekh.

latest funny jokes sms for dear

 

Dear “L0L” & “Hmmm”

Thank You For Alwys Being There,
Whn I Have Nothing Else To Say.. 🙂

But

Y U Both Duffers
Dnt Work In Exams??

 

 

Girl In Train, Can I Sit Here?
Boy: It All Urs?
Girl: Can I Tak Some Water?
Boy: My Pleasure..
Girl: Bhaiya Agla Station Kaun Sa Hai.
Boy: Mere Baap Ne Mere Dimaag
Me Koi Gps Fit Nahi Kiya Hai.
Jaldi Seat Khali Karo
Mujhe Need Aa Rahi Hai.?

 

 

 

Teacher: Define Management?
Santa: Pura Nahi Aata, Aakhir
Ka Yaad Hai..
Teacher: Chalo Koi Baat Nahi,
Aakhir Wala Hi Suna Do..
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Santa: Ummmmmmmmmmm….And
This Is Called Management…:p:d:d

 

 

Pyar Ko Mat Chhupao, Usey
Zarurat Hai Jatane Ki,
Apni Pratibhaon Ko Mat
Chupao, Unhe Zarurat Hai
Badhane Ki, Ab Aur Perfume
Mat Lagao, Tumhe Zarurat
Hai Nahane Ki.

 

latest funny jokes sms for teacher

Teacher: Can You See God.. ??
Class: No
Teacher: Can You Touch God.. ??
Class: No
Teacher: Then There Is No God!
(Few Minutes Later)
Pappu: Sir, Can You See
Your Brain.. ??
Teacher: No
Pappu: Can You Touch Your Brain.. ??
Teacher: No
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Pappu: oho Ok, So You Have
No Brain.. 😛
Teacher Shocked

 

 

best funny jokes sms for boy and girl

Girl: Arey Itna Bara Munh
Mein Kaise Daloon Gi.
Boy: Jaldi Se Munh Kholo.
Girl: Oops Sare Kapray Geelay
Ho Gaye.
Boy: Aur Lo Gee.
Girl: Na Baba Na Yeh Gool
Gapey Tum He Kahoo.

 

 

Mu Aur Gu Me Kya Fark Hai..?
Dirty Mind!
“Mu” Russia Me Life Ko Kehte Hai
“Gu” France Me Khushi Ko Kehte Hai.
Dua Hai Ki Apke
“Mu” Me Hamesha “Gu” Rahe.

 

 

Teacher To Pappu: Batao Coconut
Aur Pineapple Ke Tree Me
Kya Similarity Hai?
Pappu Kaafi Der Sochne Ke Baad
Madam, Dono Trees Mein Angoor
Nahi Lagtey.

 

teacher funny sms

Teacher: How Many Planets Are There?
Santa: Mercury, Venus, Jupiter Vagerah.
Teacher: Aur Batao?
Santa: Aur Bas Sab Badhiya!
Mata Raani Ki Kripa.
Aap Sunao…??

 

 

Girls Want Attention….
Women Want Respect….
Men Want Both….
No No …
Not Attention Nd Respect .
Both Girls And Women.
Y Shud Girls Hav All D Fun

 

 

Dad: Aaj Tak Tune Koi Aisa
Kam Kiya Hai.. Jis Se Mera
Sir Uncha Hua Ho?

Beta: 1 Bar Aapke Sar Ke Niche

L)(”,)____//\_
]””””””””””””[

Takiya Lgaya Tha Bhul Gaye?

 

 

Tum Hoti To Aisa Hota,
Tum Hoti To Waisa Hota
Tum Is Baat Pe Itna Hasti,
Tum Uss Baat Pe Itna Khush Hoti,
Tum Is Baat Pe Ye Kehti,
Tum Uss Baat Pe Wo Kahati
Shukar Hai Tum Nahi Ho!!!

 

 

No Body Cant Beat This.
Santa Kabhi Kabhi Sochta Hai Ki.
Agar Mai “Boring” Hun.
Toh Fir,
Mere Muh Se Pani Kyu Nahi Aata…!!:

 

 

Nark Me Apne Apne Papo
Ka Exam Chal Raha Tha,
Sab Log Apne Apne Gunaho
Ko Paper Me Likh Rahe
The, Maja To Tab Aaya
Likhne Me Jab Aapki Aawaj
Aayi Abe Copy Please…

 

 

Riya: Mera Dil Mobile H Aur Aap
Uske Sim..
Durgesh: Main Bahot Khush Hu.
Riya: Zyada Khush Mat Ho.
Durgesh: Kyu?
Riya: Q Ki Mobile Dual Sim Ka Hai….

 

best funny jokes sms

Riya: Mera Dil Mobile H Aur Aap
Uske Sim..
Durgesh: Main Bahot Khush Hu.
Riya: Zyada Khush Mat Ho.
Durgesh: Kyu?
Riya: Q Ki Mobile Dual Sim Ka Hai….

 

 

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L__[]__l[]|,,)(,
Its My Home
Gift 4u
Chaho To Sale Kar K Balance Dlwa Lo
Main Road Pe Reh Lunga
Mgr Tumhary Sms K Bagher Nahi.

 

latest santa banta funny jokes sms

Santa Was Inserting Dog’s Tail Into Pipe.
Banta: Oye,
Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti.
Santa: Idiot,
Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon.

 

 

Banta Owned A Factory.
He Issued Orders That Only Married
Men Would Be Employed.
Friend Asks: Why This?
Banta Reply:
Because Married Men Are More Obedient.

 

 

1 Kanjos Admi Hath Me
1 Rupya Dabaye Jaraha Tha
To Hath Me Pasina Aya Gaya
To Kanjos Bola
Ro Mat Tujhe Kharch Nahi Karonga.

santa banta funny jokes sms Messages

 

Santa Ek Mobile Bechane Wale Se
Larai Kar Raha Tha.
Logon Ne Puchha Kya Huva
Santa: Mene Mobile Kharida To Bola Tha
Mobile Me Lock Bhi H,
Ab Ye Tala, Chhabi Kuch Nahi De Raha.

 

 

A Man To Santa:
Your Friend Is Kissing Your
Wife In Your Home. Santa
Rushes Home N Come Back Within
Half An Hour N Slapped The Man
N Said: He’s Not My Friend.

 

Amazing funny jokes sms

8 Amazing Fact$
1: India Me 95% Log Milk Nhi Pite
2: U.k Me Ab Tk Jurwa Bache Peda Nhi Huve
3: Nepal Me Tigers Insano K 7 Sotey H
4: Sanp Ko Agr Hawa Me Phenka Jaye To Wo 10 Mint Tk Urr Skta H
5: Zebra Ka Dil Nhi Hota
6: Monkey Chinese Zuban Samjh Skta H
7: Hathi Ki Dum K 1 Baal Se 1 Waqt Me 3 Mobile Ki Betry Charg Kar Sakte H
8. Ye Sub Points Galat H Bor Ho Rha Tha To Timepas Kr Rha Hu
Gor Se Padhne Ka Shukriya.

 

 

5 Missed Calls From Your
Best Frnd Means They
Wanna Hang Out With You..
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5 Missed Calls From Your
Girlfriend/Boyfriend
Means They Miss U…
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But.
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5 Missed Calls From
Home Means…
“Beta Aaj To Band Bajne
Waali Hai..:

 

funny jokes sms for lady

Lady: Mujhe Aisi Sabji Do
Jiske 2 Fayde Ho
Admi: Ye Lo Kakadi
Pasand Aaye To Kha Lena Varna
Gol Piece Katke Aankh Pe Lga Lena
Vaise Aap Ki Soch Ko Salam

 

 

Rule Neend K Pichhe Mt
Bhago. Bhagna Hi Hai To
Padhai K Pichhe Bhago.
Nind Zak Mar K Piche Aayegi

 

 

Girllfrnd.. Apne Boyfrnd Se
Janu Tum Din Bhar Me Kitne
Bar Shave Karte Ho, Boyfrnd
30 40 Bar Girllfrnd
Pagal Ho Kiya… Boyfrnd Mai
To Naai Hon Na,?

 

bolliwood funny jokes sms

Rajnikant In Ipl.
Climax:
1 Ball 23runs Needed To Win.
Bowler Bowls
Rajni Hits.
Ball Splits In 4pieces.
Al Pieces Go Fr 6s.
Chennai Wins!
Yenna Rascala.!!

 

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