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Pinku: India Ne Aesi Cheez Invent Ki Hai
Jis Se Hum Deewar Ke Paar Dekh Sakte Hain!
Rinku: Great Yaar! Kya Hai Who Cheez?
Pinku: Window! lol

 

Teacher- “Mai teri jaan nikal dungi” ka future tense kya hoga….??
Studnet- Tu, Saali Haath laga k to dikha.!!
Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga.. Student Rock…teacher shock!!

 

 

4 boys on bike… Police:- triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho??
Boys shocked
look behind.. . . and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir gya…?? boys rocked,

 

 

Boy jab fail ho jaye to…. mom 3 words kehti hai: ” AURJAA GHUMNE ” .
Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:”SHARM NAHI AATI ” .
Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehtehain but dil jeet lete hain . . . ” Abe Tu Bhi ”

 

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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU,

 

 

Guys apne school ki sunata hu ek Prem kahani..
Ek thi topper jo thi percentage ki Rani.. . . Phir..??
Phir kya.. . . . Humne pata li.. . . .Aur , , Fail ho gayi Maharani..

 

 

BHAGWAN ka diya sab kuch he :- Books he Notes he Time he aur hausla to itna he ke…
jb chahe padh ke TOPkr sakta hu, bus 1 hi bat ki kami he, . . . . “MOOD”Saala banta hi ni…

 

 

BoY : maine APPLE I PHONE5 liya h
Girl : woooowooooow… . konsi company ka h…. ???
Boy : kuch nhi behan… TU GHAR JAA AUR StarPlus CHANEL Par Kyonki Saas Bhi Kabi Bahu thi DEKH;

 

 

Gabbar- Kitne Admi the? Sambha- Sarkar 2 Gabbar- Mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote hai?? Sambha- 2 1 ke Baad aata hai. Gabbar- aur 2 k pehle?? Sambha- 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. Gabbr- To bich me kaun aata hai? Sambha- Bich me koi nahi aata. Gabbar- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi aate? Sambha- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta hai Qki 2 1 se bada he Gabbar- 2 1 se Kitna bada he? Samba- Sun Saale goli marni hai to marde, tune sirf namak khilaya hai, chavnprash nahi !!!!! *Ab Thoko Like

 

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